Last Letter Game

[2252020]

rapist

 

[Richman]

That word is forbidden, you hear?

 

[LLG]

Repulsive.

 

[Tamerlane]

Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door
Where impossible things may happen
That the world has never seen before!

In Dexter's Laboratory
Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen!
But Dee Dee blows his experiments
To smithereens
There is gloom and doom
While things go "BOOM"...
In Dexter's La-a-a-a-ab!

 

[LLG]

Boobs.

 

[Granitefish]

Suck

 

[LLG]

Kinky

 

[pandascepter]

You, who the fuck are you ?

All around you is to feel and watch you
They make patterns to peel the sound
And I find it a pain that goes along
With being in chaos' order
I've a field now to realize in
Watch the main jump, it has fears of
You being there rising up
Like who you're introduced to saying goodbye

All again and you're always free now
I didn't fake this so you could fade away
I've been careful to take what I've spent
I remember every end

I'm pretending to face something
I've been looking straight in its eye
Moments have you to play around with
'Cause inside actions there's no time
I'll evade you to create a reason
I hear you inside a space
An instant is forever now
A future fluctuates

Glimpse your motion
Sitting down
It's like framing a pear
Or saving sounds

I defy you to realize it
How a shattering creates a song
I've been used to help the body
Of work that will never be
A lapse of the most confused kind
Has reserved feelings jumping around
The first type plays around the souls
They have fun with everyone you know

A knot only found
Never made
Everyday we reload feelings
When we play

 

[LLG]

Yogurt

 

[2252020]

transexual

 

[MeganeYeyi]

Litigious

 

[LLG]

Succubus

 

[2252020]

succumb

 

[Richman]

Before LLG atacked, there was peace...

 

[MeganeYeyi]

Environment

 

[LLG]

Ticklish

 

[2252020]

hemorrhaging

 

[LLG]

Gigolo

 

[MeganeYeyi]

Outrageously

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Yeah, boiiiiiiiiii

Last Letter threads are the biggest fucking cancer that inexplicably plagues every single forum I've ever been to. Websites with awful "post number reward" systems had dozens of variants. My city council's geocities-looking forum has a goddamn Last Letter thread.

Like, Christ, you're on a website with more content than you could probably read in a couple of decades, yet you're wasting hours of your life on finding a witty follow-up to "two years worth of semen glopping" that starts with the letter "g". Why, who the fuck would would find that fun?

There are tribes in the Arctic Circle that are completely untouched by civilization, who spend a third of their lifetimes with no more than four hours of sunlight a day, all of which are dedicated to hunting and eating raw blubber off bacteria-ridden sea mammals. If you're short on said disgusting whale blubber, there's also a distinct possibility of getting pushed out by your younger, stronger offspring from your home into the freezing tundra to die, so as to save resources. Not even these people could come up with a game as dull and miserable as a Last Letter Thread, let alone keep one up for 350+ pages with constant new participants joining.

There's only one thing worse than that exercise in communal suffering, and that's those stupid-ass Competitive Counting games. Counting threads are where fun goes to die. Presumably after being castrated in a Last Letter Thread. Every one of you is a massive fucking numbskull.