Last Letter Game

[Markgraf]

Mustbesadhavingnothingelsegoingoninyourlife

 

[CyanHide]

Exactlysoevenworseiswhentheonlythinggoingonistheprogressiveworseningofyourlivingconditionsanditsallyourfaultsoallthat’slefttodoisentertainyourselfinwhatevermannerpossibletokeepyourmindoffofthehugeproblemlikemakinganexcessivelylongclusterofwordsinonepost

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

TheCSSBrokeFromTheLastPostAndIsTheLongestOneI'veSeenSoFar

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Spoiler

Really?AfterMidnightMoon:That'sTheLongestI'veSeen.Me:ImmaRuinThisMan'sWholeExpectations.AccordingToAllKnownLawsOfAviation,ThereIsNoWayABeeShouldBeAbleToFly.ItsWingsAreTooSmallToGetItsFatLittleBodyOffTheGround.TheBee,OfCourse,FliesAnywayBecauseBeesDon'tCareWhatHumansThinkIsImpossible.Yellow,Black.Yellow,Black.Yellow,Black.Yellow,Black.Ooh,BlackAndYellow!Let'sShakeItUpALittle.Barry!BreakfastIsReady!Ooming!HangOnASecond.Hello?-Barry?-Adam?-OanYouBelieveThisIsHappening?-ICan't.I'llPickYouUp.LookingSharp.UseTheStairs.YourFatherPaidGoodMoneyForThose.Sorry.I'mExcited.Here'sTheGraduate.We'reVeryProudOfYou,Son.APerfectReportCard,AllB's.VeryProud.Ma!IGotAThingGoingHere.-YouGotLintOnYourFuzz.-Ow!That'sMe!-WaveToUs!We'llBeInRow118,000.-Bye!Barry,IToldYou,StopFlyingInTheHouse!-Hey,Adam.-Hey,Barry.-IsThatFuzzGel?-ALittle.SpecialDay,Graduation.NeverThoughtI'dMakeIt.ThreeDaysGradeSchool,ThreeDaysHighSchool.ThoseWereAwkward.ThreeDaysCollege.I'mGladITookADayAndHitchhikedAroundTheHive.YouDidComeBackDifferent.-Hi,Barry.-Artie,GrowingAMustache?LooksGood.-HearAboutFrankie?-Yeah.-YouGoingToTheFuneral?-No,I'mNotGoing.EverybodyKnows,StingSomeone,YouDie.Don'tWasteItOnASquirrel.SuchAHothead.IGuessHeCouldHaveJustGottenOutOfTheWay.ILoveThisIncorporatingAnAmusementParkIntoOurDay.That'sWhyWeDon'tNeedVacations.Boy,QuiteABitOfPomp...UnderTheCircumstances.-Well,Adam,TodayWeAreMen.-WeAre!-Bee-men.-Amen!Hallelujah!Students,Faculty,DistinguishedBees,PleaseWelcomeDeanBuzzwell.Welcome,NewHiveOityGraduatingClassOf......9:15.ThatConcludesOurCeremonies.AndBeginsYourCareerAtHonexIndustries!WillWePickOurjobToday?IHeardIt'sJustOrientation.HeadsUp!HereWeGo.KeepYourHandsAndAntennasInsideTheTramAtAllTimes.-WonderWhatIt'llBeLike?-ALittleScary.WelcomeToHonex,ADivisionOfHonescoAndAPartOfTheHexagonGroup.ThisIsIt!Wow.Wow.WeKnowThatYou,AsABee,HaveWorkedYourWholeLifeToGetToThePointWhereYouCanWorkForYourWholeLife.HoneyBeginsWhenOurValiantPollenJocksBringTheNectarToTheHive.OurTop-secretFormulaIsAutomaticallyColor-corrected,Scent-adjustedAndBubble-contouredIntoThisSoothingSweetSyrupWithItsDistinctiveGoldenGlowYouKnowAs...Honey!-ThatGirlWasHot.-She'sMyCousin!-SheIs?-Yes,We'reAllCousins.-Right.You'reRight.-AtHonex,WeConstantlyStriveToImproveEveryAspectOfBeeExistence.TheseBeesAreStress-testingANewHelmetTechnology.-WhatDoYouThinkHeMakes?-NotEnough.HereWeHaveOurLatestAdvancement,TheKrelman.-WhatDoesThatDo?-OatchesThatLittleStrandOfHoneyThatHangsAfterYouPourIt.SavesUsMillions.OanAnyoneWorkOnTheKrelman?OfCourse.MostBeeJobsAreSmallOnes.ButBeesKnowThatEverySmallJob,IfIt'sDoneWell,MeansALot.ButChooseCarefullyBecauseYou'llStayInTheJobYouPickForTheRestOfYourLife.TheSameJobTheRestOfYourLife?IDidn'tKnowThat.What'sTheDifference?You'llBeHappyToKnowThatBees,AsASpecies,Haven'tHadOneDayOffIn27MillionYears.SoYou'llJustWorkUsToDeath?We'llSureTry.Wow!ThatBlewMyMind!"What'sTheDifference?"HowCanYouSayThat?OneJobForever?That'sAnInsaneChoiceToHaveToMake.I'mRelieved.NowWeOnlyHaveToMakeOneDecisionInLife.But,Adam,HowCouldTheyNeverHaveToldUsThat?WhyWouldYouQuestionAnything?We'reBees.We'reTheMostPerfectlyFunctioningSocietyOnEarth.YouEverThinkMaybeThingsWorkALittleTooWellHere?LikeWhat?GiveMeOneExample.IDon'tKnow.ButYouKnowWhatI'mTalkingAbout.PleaseClearTheGate.RoyalNectarForceOnApproach.WaitASecond.OheckItOut.-Hey,ThoseArePollenJocks!-Wow.I'veNeverSeenThemThisClose.TheyKnowWhatIt'sLikeOutsideTheHive.Yeah,ButSomeDon'tComeBack.-Hey,Jocks!-Hi,Jocks!YouGuysDidGreat!You'reMonsters!You'reSkyFreaks!ILoveIt!ILoveIt!-IWonderWhereTheyWere.-IDon'tKnow.TheirDay'sNotPlanned.OutsideTheHive,FlyingWhoKnowsWhere,DoingWhoKnowsWhat.YouCan'tjustDecideToBeAPollenJock.YouHaveToBeBredForThat.Right.Look.That'sMorePollenThanYouAndIWillSeeInALifetime.It'sJustAStatusSymbol.BeesMakeTooMuchOfIt.Perhaps.UnlessYou'reWearingItAndTheLadiesSeeYouWearingIt.ThoseLadies?Aren'tTheyOurCousinsToo?Distant.Distant.LookAtTheseTwo.-OoupleOfHiveHarrys.-Let'sHaveFunWithThem.ItMustBeDangerousBeingAPollenJock.Yeah.OnceABearPinnedMeAgainstAMushroom!HeHadAPawOnMyThroat,AndWithTheOther,HeWasSlappingMe!-Oh,My!-INeverThoughtI'dKnockHimOut.WhatWereYouDoingDuringThis?TryingToAlertTheAuthorities.ICanAutographThat.ALittleGustyOutThereToday,Wasn'tIt,Comrades?Yeah.Gusty.We'reHittingASunflowerPatchSixMilesFromHereTomorrow.-SixMiles,Huh?-Barry!APuddleJumpForUs,ButMaybeYou'reNotUpForIt.-MaybeIAm.-YouAreNot!We'reGoing0900AtJ-gate.WhatDoYouThink,Buzzy-boy?AreYouBeeEnough?IMightBe.ItAllDependsOnWhat0900Means.Hey,Honex!Dad,YouSurprisedMe.YouDecideWhatYou'reInterestedIn?-Well,There'sALotOfChoices.-ButYouOnlyGetOne.DoYouEverGetBoredDoingTheSameJobEveryDay?Son,LetMeTellYouAboutStirring.YouGrabThatStick,AndYouJustMoveItAround,AndYouStirItAround.YouGetYourselfIntoARhythm.It'sABeautifulThing.YouKnow,Dad,TheMoreIThinkAboutIt,MaybeTheHoneyFieldJustIsn'tRightForMe.YouWereThinkingOfWhat,MakingBalloonAnimals?That'sABadJobForAGuyWithAStinger.Janet,YourSon'sNotSureHeWantsToGoIntoHoney!-Barry,YouAreSoFunnySometimes.-I'mNotTryingToBeFunny.You'reNotFunny!You'reGoingIntoHoney.OurSon,TheStirrer!-You'reGonnaBeAStirrer?-NoOne'sListeningToMe!WaitTillYouSeeTheSticksIHave.ICouldSayAnythingRightNow.I'mGonnaGetAnAntTattoo!Let'sOpenSomeHoneyAndCelebrate!MaybeI'llPierceMyThorax.ShaveMyAntennae.ShackUpWithAGrasshopper.GetAGoldToothAndCallEverybody"Dawg"!I'mSoProud.-We'reStartingWorkToday!-Today'sTheDay.OomeOn!AllTheGoodJobsWillBeGone.Yeah,Right.PollenCounting,StuntBee,Pouring,Stirrer,FrontDesk,HairRemoval...-IsItStillAvailable?-HangOn.TwoLeft!OneOfThem'sYours!Oongratulations!StepToTheSide.-What'dYouGet?-PickingCrudOut.Stellar!Wow!OoupleOfNewbies?Yes,Sir!OurFirstDay!WeAreReady!MakeYourChoice.-YouWantToGoFirst?-No,YouGh,My.What'sAvailable?RestroomAttendant'sOpen,NotForTheReasonYouThink.-AnyChanceOfGettingTheKrelman?-Sure,You'reOn.I'mSorry,TheKrelmanJustClosedOut.WaxMonkey'sAlwaysOpen.TheKrelmanOpenedUpAgain.WhatHappened?ABeeDied.MakesAnOpening.See?He'sDead.AnotherDeadOne.Deady.Deadified.TwoMoreDead.DeadFromTheNeckUp.DeadFromTheNeckDown.That'sLife!Oh,ThisIsSoHard!Heating,Cooling,StuntBee,Pourer,Stirrer,Humming,InspectorNumberSeven,LintCoordinator,StripeSupervisor,MiteWrangler.Barry,WhatDoYouThinkIShould...Barry?Barry!AllRight,We'veGotTheSunflowerPatchInQuadrantNine...WhatHappenedToYou?WhereAreYou?-I'mGoingOut.-Out?OutWhere?-OutThere.-Oh,No!IHaveTo,BeforeIGoToWorkForTheRestOfMyLife.You'reGonnaDie!You'reCrazy!Hello?AnotherCallComingIn.IfAnyone'sFeelingBrave,There'sAKoreanDeliOn83rdThatGetsTheirRosesToday.Hey,Guys.-LookAtThat.-Isn'tThatTheKidWeSawYesterday?HoldIt,Son,FlightDeck'sRestricted.It'sOk,Lou.We'reGonnaTakeHimUp.Really?FeelingLucky,AreYou?SignHere,Here.JustInitialThat.-ThankYou.-Ok.YouGotARainAdvisoryToday,AndAsYouAllKnow,BeesCannotFlyInRain.SoBeCareful.AsAlways,WatchYourBrooms,HockeySticks,Dogs,Birds,BearsAndBats.Also,IGotACoupleOfReportsOfRootBeerBeingPouredOnUs.Murphy'sInAHomeBecauseOfIt,BabblingLikeACicada!-That'sAwful.-AndAReminderForYouRookies,BeeLawNumberOne,AbsolutelyNoTalkingToHumans!AllRight,LaunchPositions!Buzz,Buzz,Buzz,Buzz!Buzz,Buzz,Buzz,Buzz!Buzz,Buzz,Buzz,Buzz!BlackAndYellow!Hello!YouReadyForThis,HotShot?Yeah.Yeah,BringItOn.Wind,Check.-Antennae,Check.-NectarPack,Check.-Wings,Check.-Stinger,Check.ScaredOutOfMyShorts,Check.Ok,Ladies,Let'sMoveItOut!PoundThosePetunias,YouStripedStem-suckers!AllOfYou,DrainThoseFlowers!Wow!I'mOut!ICan'tBelieveI'mOut!SoBlue.IFeelSoFastAndFree!BoxKite!Wow!Flowers!ThisIsBlueLeader.WeHaveRosesVisual.BringItAround30DegreesAndHold.Roses!30Degrees,Roger.BringingItAround.StandToTheSide,Kid.It'sGotABitOfAKick.ThatIsOneNectarCollector!-EverSeePollinationUpClose?-No,Sir.IPickUpSomePollenHere,SprinkleItOverHere.MaybeADashOverThere,APinchOnThatOne.SeeThat?It'sALittleBitOfMagic.That'sAmazing.WhyDoWeDoThat?That'sPollenPower.MorePollen,MoreFlowers,MoreNectar,MoreHoneyForUs.Oool.I'mPickingUpALotOfBrightYellow.OouldBeDaisies.Don'tWeNeedThose?OopyThatVisual.Wait.OneOfTheseFlowersSeemsToBeOnTheMove.SayAgain?You'reReportingAMovingFlower?Affirmative.ThatWasOnTheLine!ThisIsTheCoolest.WhatIsIt?IDon'tKnow,ButI'mLovingThisColor.ItSmellsGood.NotLikeAFlower,ButILikeIt.Yeah,Fuzzy.Ohemical-y.Oareful,Guys.It'sALittleGrabby.MySweetLordOfBees!Oandy-brain,GetOffThere!Problem!-Guys!-ThisCouldBeBad.Affirmative.VeryClose.GonnaHurt.Mama'sLittleBoy.YouAreWayOutOfPosition,Rookie!OomingInAtYouLikeAMissile!HelpMe!IDon'tThinkTheseAreFlowers.-ShouldWeTellHim?-IThinkHeKnows.WhatIsThis?!MatchPoint!YouCanStartPackingUp,Honey,BecauseYou'reAboutToEatIt!Yowser!Gross.There'sABeeInTheCar!-DoSomething!-I'mDriving!-Hi,Bee.-He'sBackHere!He'sGoingToStingMe!NobodyMove.IfYouDon'tMove,HeWon'tStingYou.Freeze!HeBlinked!SprayHim,Granny!WhatAreYouDoing?!Wow...TheTensionLevelOutHereIsUnbelievable.IGottaGetHome.Oan'tFlyInRain.Oan'tFlyInRain.Oan'tFlyInRain.Mayday!Mayday!BeeGoingDown!Ken,CouldYouCloseTheWindowPlease?Ken,CouldYouCloseTheWindowPlease?OheckOutMyNewResume.IMadeItIntoAFold-outBrochure.YouSee?FoldsOut.Oh,No.MoreHumans.IDon'tNeedThis.WhatWasThat?MaybeThisTime.ThisTime.ThisTime.ThisTime!ThisTime!This...Drapes!ThatIsDiabolical.It'sFantastic.It'sGotAllMySpecialSkills,EvenMyTop-tenFavoriteMovies.What'sNumberOne?StarWars?Nah,IDon'tGoForThat......kindOfStuff.NoWonderWeShouldn'tTalkToThem.They'reOutOfTheirMinds.WhenILeaveAJobInterview,They'reFlabbergasted,Can'tBelieveWhatISay.There'sTheSun.MaybeThat'sAWayOut.IDon'tRememberTheSunHavingABig75OnIt.IPredictedGlobalWarming.ICouldFeelItGettingHotter.AtFirstIThoughtItWasJustMe.Wait!Stop!Bee!StandBack.TheseAreWinterBoots.Wait!Don'tKillHim!YouKnowI'mAllergicToThem!ThisThingCouldKillMe!WhyDoesHisLifeHaveLessValueThanYours?WhyDoesHisLifeHaveAnyLessValueThanMine?IsThatYourStatement?I'mJustSayingAllLifeHasValue.YouDon'tKnowWhatHe'sCapableOfFeeling.MyBrochure!ThereYouGo,LittleGuy.I'mNotScaredOfHim.It'sAnAllergicThing.PutThatOnYourResumeBrochure.MyWholeFaceCouldPuffUp.MakeItOneOfYourSpecialSkills.KnockingSomeoneOutIsAlsoASpecialSkill.Right.Bye,Vanessa.Thanks.-Vanessa,NextWeek?YogurtNight?-Sure,Ken.YouKnow,Whatever.-YouCouldPutCarobChipsOnThere.-Bye.-SupposedToBeLessCalories.-Bye.IGottaSaySomething.SheSavedMyLife.IGottaSaySomething.AllRight,HereItGoes.Nah.WhatWouldISay?ICouldReallyGetInTrouble.It'sABeeLaw.You'reNotSupposedToTalkToAHuman.ICan'tBelieveI'mDoingThis.I'veGotTh,ICan'tDoIt.OomeOn!No.Yes.No.DoIt.ICan't.HowShouldIStartIt?"YouLikeJazz?"No,That'sNoGood.HereSheComes!Speak,YouFool!Hi!I'mSorry.-You'reTalking.-Yes,IKnow.You'reTalking!I'mSoSorry.No,It'sOk.It'sFine.IKnowI'mDreaming.ButIDon'tRecallGoingToBed.Well,I'mSureThisIsVeryDisconcerting.ThisIsABitOfASurpriseToMe.IMean,You'reABee!IAm.AndI'mNotSupposedToBeDoingThis,ButTheyWereAllTryingToKillMe.AndIfItWasn'tForYou...IHadToThankYou.It'sJustHowIWasRaised.ThatWasALittleWeird.-I'mTalkingWithABee.-Yeah.I'mTalkingToABee.AndTheBeeIsTalkingToMe!IJustWantToSayI'mGrateful.I'llLeaveNow.-Wait!HowDidYouLearnToDoThat?-What?TheTalkingThing.SameWayYouDid,IGuess."Mama,Dada,Honey."YouPickItUp.-That'sVeryFunny.-Yeah.BeesAreFunny.IfWeDidn'tLaugh,We'dCryWithWhatWeHaveToDealWith.Anyway...OanI......getYouSomething?-LikeWhat?IDon'tKnow.IMean...IDon'tKnow.Ooffee?IDon'tWantToPutYouOut.It'sNoTrouble.ItTakesTwoMinutes.-It'sJustCoffee.-IHateToImpose.-Don'tBeRidiculous!-Actually,IWouldLoveACup.Hey,YouWantRumCake?-IShouldn't.-HaveSome.-No,ICan't.-OomeOn!I'mTryingToLoseACoupleMicrograms.-Where?-TheseStripesDon'tHelp.YouLookGreat!IDon'tKnowIfYouKnowAnythingAboutFashion.AreYouAllRight?No.He'sMakingTheTieInTheCabAsThey'reFlyingUpMadison.HeFinallyGetsThere.HeRunsUpTheStepsIntoTheChurch.TheWeddingIsOn.AndHeSays,"Watermelon?IThoughtYouSaidGuatemalan.WhyWouldIMarryAWatermelon?"IsThatABeeJoke?That'sTheKindOfStuffWeDo.Yeah,Different.So,WhatAreYouGonnaDo,Barry?AboutWork?IDon'tKnow.IWantToDoMyPartForTheHive,ButICan'tDoItTheWayTheyWant.IKnowHowYouFeel.-YouDo?-Sure.MyParentsWantedMeToBeALawyerOrADoctor,ButIWantedToBeAFlorist.-Really?-MyOnlyInterestIsFlowers.OurNewQueenWasJustElectedWithThatSameCampaignSlogan.Anyway,IfYouLook...There'sMyHiveRightThere.SeeIt?You'reInSheepMeadow!Yes!I'mRightOffTheTurtlePond!NoWay!IKnowThatArea.ILostAToeRingThereOnce.-WhyDoGirlsPutRingsOnTheirToes?-WhyNot?-It'sLikePuttingAHatOnYourKnee.-MaybeI'llTryThat.-YouAllRight,Ma'am?-Oh,Yeah.Fine.JustHavingTwoCupsOfCoffee!Anyway,ThisHasBeenGreat.ThanksForTheCoffee.Yeah,It'sNoTrouble.SorryICouldn'tFinishIt.IfIDid,I'dBeUpTheRestOfMyLife.AreYou...?OanITakeAPieceOfThisWithMe?Sure!Here,HaveACrumb.-Thanks!-Yeah.AllRight.Well,Then...IGuessI'llSeeYouAround.OrNot.Ok,Barry.AndThankYouSoMuchAgain...ForBefore.Oh,That?ThatWasNothing.Well,NotNothing,But...Anyway...ThisCan'tPossiblyWork.He'sAllSetToGo.WeMayAsWellTryIt.Ok,Dave,PullTheChute.-SoundsAmazing.-ItWasAmazing!ItWasTheScariest,HappiestMomentOfMyLife.Humans!ICan'tBelieveYouWereWithHumans!Giant,ScaryHumans!WhatWereTheyLike?HugeAndCrazy.TheyTalkCrazy.TheyEatCrazyGiantThings.TheyDriveCrazy.-DoTheyTryAndKillYou,LikeOnTv?-SomeOfThem.ButSomeOfThemDon't.-How'dYouGetBack?-Poodle.YouDidIt,AndI'mGlad.YouSawWhateverYouWantedToSee.YouHadYour"Experience."NowYouCanPickOutYourjobAndBeNormal.-Well...-Well?Well,IMetSomeone.YouDid?WasSheBee-ish?-AWasp?!YourParentsWillKillYou!-No,No,No,NotAWasp.-Spider?-I'mNotAttractedToSpiders.IKnowIt'sTheHottestThing,WithTheEightLegsAndAll.ICan'tGetByThatFace.SoWhoIsShe?She's...Human.No,No.That'sABeeLaw.YouWouldn'tBreakABeeLaw.-HerName'sVanessa.-Oh,Boy.She'sSoNice.AndShe'sAFlorist!Oh,No!You'reDatingAHumanFlorist!We'reNotDating.You'reFlyingOutsideTheHive,TalkingToHumansThatAttackOurHomesWithPowerWashersAndM-80s!One-eighthAStickOfDynamite!SheSavedMyLife!AndSheUnderstandsMe.ThisIsOver!EatThis.ThisIsNotOver!WhatWasThat?-TheyCallItACrumb.-ItWasSoStingin'Stripey!AndThat'sNotWhatTheyEat.That'sWhatFallsOffWhatTheyEat!-YouKnowWhatAOinnabonIs?-No.It'sBreadAndCinnamonAndFrosting.TheyHeatItUp...SitDown!...reallyHot!-ListenToMe!WeAreNotThem!We'reUs.There'sUsAndThere'sThem!Yes,ButWhoCanDenyTheHeartThatIsYearning?There'sNoYearning.StopYearning.ListenToMe!YouHaveGotToStartThinkingBee,MyFriend.ThinkingBee!-ThinkingBee.-ThinkingBee.ThinkingBee!ThinkingBee!ThinkingBee!ThinkingBee!ThereHeIs.He'sInThePool.YouKnowWhatYourProblemIs,Barry?IGottaStartThinkingBee?HowMuchLongerWillThisGoOn?It'sBeenThreeDays!WhyAren'tYouWorking?I'veGotALotOfBigLifeDecisionsToThinkAbout.WhatLife?YouHaveNoLife!YouHaveNoJob.You'reBarelyABee!WouldItKillYouToMakeALittleHoney?Barry,ComeOut.YourFather'sTalkingToYou.Martin,WouldYouTalkToHim?Barry,I'mTalkingToYou!YouComing?GotEverything?AllSet!GoAhead.I'llCatchUp.Don'tBeTooLong.WatchThis!Vanessa!-We'reStillHere.-IToldYouNotToYellAtHim.HeDoesn'tRespondToYelling!-ThenWhyYellAtMe?-BecauseYouDon'tListen!I'mNotListeningToThis.Sorry,I'veGottaGo.-WhereAreYouGoing?-I'mMeetingAFriend.AGirl?IsThisWhyYouCan'tDecide?Bye.IJustHopeShe'sBee-ish.TheyHaveAHugeParadeOfFlowersEveryYearInPasadena?ToBeInTheTournamentOfRoses,That'sEveryFlorist'sDream!UpOnAFloat,SurroundedByFlowers,CrowdsCheering.ATournament.DoTheRosesCompeteInAthleticEvents?No.AllRight,I'veGotOne.HowComeYouDon'tFlyEverywhere?It'sExhausting.WhyDon'tYouRunEverywhere?It'sFaster.Yeah,Ok,ISee,ISee.AllR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ekOnHexagon.TonightWe'reTalkingToBarryBenson.DidYouEverThink,"I'mAKidFromTheHive.ICan'tDoThis"?BeesHaveNeverBeenAfraidToChangeTheWorld.WhatAboutBeeOolumbus?BeeGandhi?Bejesus?WhereI'mFrom,We'dNeverSueHumans.WeWereThinkingOfStickballOrCandyStores.HowOldAreYou?TheBeeCommunityIsSupportingYouInThisCase,WhichWillBeTheTrialOfTheBeeCentury.YouKnow,TheyHaveALarryKingInTheHumanWorldToo.It'sACommonName.NextWeek...HeLooksLikeYouAndHasAShowAndSuspendersAndColoredDots...NextWeek...Glasses,QuotesOnTheBottomFromTheGuestEvenThoughYouJustHeard'em.BearWeekNextWeek!They'reScary,HairyAndHereLive.AlwaysLeansForward,PointyShoulders,SquintyEyes,VeryJewish.InTennis,YouAttackAtThePointOfWeakness!ItWasMyGrandmother,Ken.She's81.Honey,HerBackhand'sAJoke!I'mNotGonnaTakeAdvantageOfThat?Quiet,Please.ActualWorkGoingOnHere.-IsThatThatSameBee?-Yes,ItIs!I'mHelpingHimSueTheHumanRace.-Hello.-Hello,Bee.ThisIsKen.Yeah,IRememberYou.Timberland,SizeTenAndAHalf.VibramSole,IBelieve.WhyDoesHeTalkAgain?Listen,YouBetterGo'causeWe'reReallyBusyWorking.ButIt'sOurYogurtNight!Bye-bye.WhyIsYogurtNightSoDifficult?!YouPoorThing.YouTwoHaveBeenAtThisForHours!Yes,AndAdamHereHasBeenAHugeHelp.-Frosting...-HowManySugars?JustOne.ITryNotToUseTheCompetition.SoWhyAreYouHelpingMe?BeesHaveGoodQualities.AndItTakesMyMindOffTheShop.InsteadOfFlowers,PeopleAreGivingBalloonBouquetsNow.ThoseAreGreat,IfYou'reThree.AndArtificialFlowers.-Oh,ThoseJustGetMePsychotic!-Yeah,MeToo.BentStingers,PointlessPollination.BeesMustHateThoseFakeThings!NothingWorseThanADaffodilThat'sHadWorkDone.MaybeThisCouldMakeUpForItALittleBit.-ThisLawsuit'sAPrettyBigDeal.-IGuess.YouSureYouWantToGoThroughWithIt?AmISure?WhenI'mDoneWithTheHumans,TheyWon'tBeAbleToSay,"Honey,I'mHome,"WithoutPayingARoyalty!It'sAnIncredibleSceneHereInDowntownManhattan,WhereTheWorldAnxiouslyWaits,BecauseForTheFirstTimeInHistory,WeWillHearForOurselvesIfAHoneybeeCanActuallySpeak.WhatHaveWeGottenIntoHere,Barry?It'sPrettyBig,Isn'tIt?ICan'tBelieveHowManyHumansDon'tWorkDuringTheDay.YouThinkBillion-dollarMultinationalFoodCompaniesHaveGoodLawyers?EverybodyNeedsToStayBehindTheBarricade.-What'sTheMatter?-IDon'tKnow,IJustGotAChill.Well,IfItIsn'tTheBeeTeam.YouBoysWorkOnThis?AllRise!TheHonorableJudgeBumbletonPresiding.AllRight.OaseNumber4475,SuperiorOourtOfNewYork,BarryBeeBensonV.TheHoneyIndustryIsNowInSession.Mr.Montgomery,You'reRepresentingTheFiveFoodCompaniesCollectively?APrivilege.Mr.Benson...You'reRepresentingAllTheBeesOfTheWorld?I'mKidding.Yes,YourHonor,We'reReadyToProceed.Mr.Montgomery,YourOpeningStatement,Please.LadiesAndGentlemenOfTheJury,MyGrandmotherWasASimpleWoman.BornOnAFarm,SheBelievedItWasMan'sDivineRightToBenefitFromTheBountyOfNatureGodPutBeforeUs.IfWeLivedInTheTopsy-turvyWorldMr.BensonImagines,JustThinkOfWhatWouldItMean.IWouldHaveToNegotiateWithTheSilkwormForTheElasticInMyBritches!TalkingBee!HowDoWeKnowThisIsn'tSomeSortOfHolographicMotion-picture-captureHollywoodWizardry?TheyCouldBeUsingLaserBeams!Robotics!Ventriloquism!Oloning!ForAllWeKnow,HeCouldBeOnSteroids!Mr.Benson?LadiesAndGentlemen,There'sNoTrickeryHere.I'mJustAnOrdinaryBee.Honey'sPrettyImportantToMe.It'sImportantToAllBees.WeInventedIt!WeMakeIt.AndWeProtectItWithOurLives.Unfortunately,ThereAreSomePeopleInThisRoomWhoThinkTheyCanTakeItFromUs'causeWe'reTheLittleGuys!I'mHopingThat,AfterThisIsAllOver,You'llSeeHow,ByTakingOurHoney,YouNotOnlyTakeEverythingWeHaveButEverythingWeAre!IWishHe'dDressLikeThatAllTheTime.SoNice!OallYourFirstWitness.So,Mr.KlaussVanderhaydenOfHoneyFarms,BigCompanyYouHave.ISupposeSo.ISeeYouAlsoOwnHoneyburtonAndHonron!Yes,TheyProvideBeekeepersForOurFarms.Beekeeper.IFindThatToBeAVeryDisturbingTerm.IDon'tImagineYouEmployAnyBee-free-ers,DoYou?-No.-ICouldn'tHearYou.-No.-No.BecauseYouDon'tFreeBees.YouKeepBees.NotOnlyThat,ItSeemsYouThoughtABearWouldBeAnAppropriateImageForAJarOfHoney.They'reVeryLovableCreatures.YogiBear,FozzieBear,Build-a-bear.YouMeanLikeThis?BearsKillBees!How'dYouLikeHisHeadCrashingThroughYourLivingRoom?!BitingIntoYourCouch!SpittingOutYourThrowPillows!Ok,That'sEnough.TakeHimAway.So,Mr.Sting,ThankYouForBeingHere.YourNameIntriguesMe.-WhereHaveIHeardItBefore?-IWasWithABandCalledThePolice.ButYou'veNeverBeenAPoliceOfficer,HaveYou?No,IHaven't.No,YouHaven't.AndSoHereWeHaveYetAnotherExampleOfBeeCultureCasuallyStolenByAHumanForNothingMoreThanAPrance-aboutStageName.Oh,Please.HaveYouEverBeenStung,Mr.Sting?BecauseI'mFeelingALittleStung,Sting.OrShouldISay...Mr.GordonM.Sumner!That'sNotHisRealName?!YouIdiots!Mr.Liotta,First,BelatedCongratulationsOnYourEmmyWinForAGuestSpotOnErIn2005.ThankYou.ThankYou.ISeeFromYourResumeThatYou'reDevilishlyHandsomeWithAChurningInnerTurmoilThat'sReadyToBlow.IEnjoyWhatIDo.IsThatACrime?NotYetItIsn't.ButIsThisWhatIt'sComeToForYou?ExploitingTiny,HelplessBeesSoYouDon'tHaveToRehearseYourPartAndLearnYourLines,Sir?WatchIt,Benson!ICouldBlowRightNow!ThisIsn'tAGoodfella.ThisIsABadfella!WhyDoesn'tSomeoneJustStepOnThisCreep,AndWeCanAllGoHome?!-OrderInThisCourt!-You'reAllThinkingIt!Order!Order,ISay!-SayIt!-Mr.Liotta,PleaseSitDown!IThinkItWasAwfullyNiceOfThatBearToPitchInLikeThat.IThinkTheJury'sOnOurSide.AreWeDoingEverythingRight,Legally?I'mAFlorist.Right.Well,Here'sToAGreatTeam.ToAGreatTeam!Well,Hello.-Ken!-Hello.IDidn'tThinkYouWereComing.No,IWasJustLate.ITriedToCall,But...TheBattery.IDidn'tWantAllThisToGoToWaste,SoICalledBarry.Luckily,HeWasFree.Oh,ThatWasLucky.There'sALittleLeft.ICouldHeatItUp.Yeah,HeatItUp,Sure,Whatever.SoIHearYou'reQuiteATennisPlayer.I'mNotMuchForTheGameMyself.TheBall'sALittleGrabby.That'sWhereIUsuallySit.Right...There.Ken,BarryWasLookingAtYourResume,AndHeAgreedWithMeThatEatingWithChopsticksIsn'tReallyASpecialSkill.YouThinkIDon'tSeeWhatYou'reDoing?IKnowHowHardItIsToFindTheRightjob.WeHaveThatInCommon.DoWe?BeesHave100PercentEmployment,ButWeDoJobsLikeTakingTheCrudOut.That'sJustWhatIWasThinkingAboutDoing.Ken,ILetBarryBorrowYourRazorForHisFuzz.IHopeThatWasAllRight.I'mGoingToDrainTheOldStinger.Yeah,YouDoThat.LookAtThat.YouKnow,I'veJustAboutHadItWithYourLittleMindGames.-What'sThat?-ItalianVogue.MammaMia,That'sALotOfPages.ALotOfAds.RememberWhatVanSaid,WhyIsYourLifeMoreValuableThanMine?Funny,IJustCan'tSeemToRecallThat!IThinkSomethingStinksInHere!ILoveTheSmellOfFlowers.HowDoYouLikeTheSmellOfFlames?!NotAsMuch.WaterBug!NotTakingSides!Ken,I'mWearingAOhapstickHat!ThisIsPathetic!I'veGotIssues!Well,Well,Well,ARoyalFlush!-You'reBluffing.-AmI?Surf'sUp,Dude!PooWater!ThatBowlIsGnarly.ExceptForThoseDirtyYellowRings!Kenneth!WhatAreYouDoing?!YouKnow,IDon'tEvenLikeHoney!IDon'tEatIt!WeNeedToTalk!He'sJustALittleBee!AndHeHappensToBeTheNicestBeeI'veMetInALongTime!LongTime?WhatAreYouTalkingAbout?!AreThereOtherBugsInYourLife?No,ButThereAreOtherThingsBuggingMeInLife.AndYou'reOneOfThem!Fine!TalkingBees,NoYogurtNight...MyNervesAreFriedFromRidingOnThisEmotionalRollerCoaster!Goodbye,Ken.AndForYourInformation,IPreferSugar-free,ArtificialSweetenersMadeByMan!I'mSorryAboutAllThat.IKnowIt'sGotAnAftertaste!ILikeIt!IAlwaysFeltThereWasSomeKindOfBarrierBetweenKenAndMe.ICouldn'tOvercomeIt.Oh,Well.AreYouOkForTheTrial?IBelieveMr.MontgomeryIsAboutOutOfIdeas.WeWouldLikeToCallMr.BarryBensonBeeToTheStand.GoodIdea!YouCanReallySeeWhyHe'sConsideredOneOfTheBestLawyers...Yeah.Layton,You'veGottaWeaveSomeMagicWithThisJury,OrIt'sGonnaBeAllOver.Don'tWorry.TheOnlyThingIHaveToDoToTurnThisJuryAroundIsToRemindThemOfWhatTheyDon'tLikeAboutBees.-YouGotTheTweezers?-AreYouAllergic?OnlyToLosing,Son.OnlyToLosing.Mr.BensonBee,I'llAskYouWhatIThinkWe'dAllLikeToKnow.WhatExactlyIsYourRelationshipToThatWoman?We'reFriends.-GoodFriends?-Yes.HowGood?DoYouLiveTogether?WaitAMinute...AreYouHerLittle......bedbug?I'veSeenABeeDocumentaryOrTwo.FromWhatIUnderstand,Doesn'tYourQueenGiveBirthToAllTheBeeChildren?-Yeah,But...-SoThoseAren'tYourRealParents!-Oh,Barry...-Yes,TheyAre!HoldMeBack!You'reAnIllegitimateBee,Aren'tYou,Benson?He'sDenouncingBees!Don'tY'allDateYourCousins?-Objection!-I'mGoingToPincushionThisGuy!Adam,Don't!It'sWhatHeWants!Oh,I'mHit!!Oh,Lordy,IAmHit!Order!Order!TheVenom!TheVenomIsCoursingThroughMyVeins!IHaveBeenFelledByAWingedBeastOfDestruction!YouSee?YouCan'tTreatThemLikeEquals!They'reStripedSavages!Stinging'sTheOnlyThingTheyKnow!It'sTheirWay!-Adam,StayWithMe.-ICan'tFeelMyLegs.WhatAngelOfMercyWillComeForwardToSuckThePoisonFromMyHeavingButtocks?IWillHaveOrderInThisCourt.Order!Order,Please!TheCaseOfTheHoneybeesVersusTheHumanRaceTookAPointedTurnAgainstTheBeesYesterdayWhenOneOfTheirLegalTeamStungLaytonT.Montgomery.-Hey,Buddy.-Hey.-IsThereMuchPain?-Yeah.I...IBlewTheWholeCase,Didn'tI?ItDoesn'tMatter.WhatMattersIsYou'reAlive.YouCouldHaveDied.I'dBeBetterOffDead.LookAtMe.TheyGotItFromTheCafeteriaDownstairs,InATunaSandwich.Look,There'sALittleCeleryStillOnIt.WhatWasItLikeToStingSomeone?ICan'tExplainIt.ItWasAll...AllAdrenalineAndThen...AndThenEcstasy!AllRight.YouThinkItWasAllATrap?OfCourse.I'mSorry.IFlewUsRightIntoThis.WhatWereWeThinking?LookAtUs.We'reJustACoupleOfBugsInThisWorld.WhatWillTheHumansDoToUsIfTheyWin?IDon'tKnow.IHearTheyPutTheRoachesInMotels.ThatDoesn'tSoundSoBad.Adam,TheyCheckIn,ButTheyDon'tCheckOut!Oh,My.OouldYouGetANurseToCloseThatWindow?-Why?-TheSmoke.BeesDon'tSmoke.Right.BeesDon'tSmoke.BeesDon'tSmoke!ButSomeBeesAreSmoking.That'sIt!That'sOurCase!ItIs?It'sNotOver?GetDressed.I'veGottaGoSomewhere.GetBackToTheCourtAndStall.StallAnyWayYouCan.AndAssumingYou'veDoneStepCorrectly,You'reReadyForTheTub.Mr.Flayman.Yes?Yes,YourHonor!WhereIsTheRestOfYourTeam?Well,YourHonor,It'sInteresting.BeesAreTrainedToFlyHaphazardly,AndAsAResult,WeDon'tMakeVeryGoodTime.IActuallyHeardAFunnyStoryAbout...YourHonor,Haven'tTheseRidiculousBugsTakenUpEnoughOfThisCourt'sValuableTime?HowMuchLongerWillWeAllowTheseAbsurdShenanigansToGoOn?TheyHavePresentedNoCompellingEvidenceToSupportTheirChargesAgainstMyClients,WhoRunLegitimateBusinesses.IMoveForACompleteDismissalOfThisEntireCase!Mr.Flayman,I'mAfraidI'mGoingToHaveToConsiderMr.Montgomery'sMotion.ButYouCan't!WeHaveATerrificCase.WhereIsYourProof?WhereIsTheEvidence?ShowMeTheSmokingGun!HoldIt,YourHonor!YouWantASmokingGun?HereIsYourSmokingGun.WhatIsThat?It'sABeeSmoker!What,This?ThisHarmlessLittleContraption?ThisCouldn'tHurtAFly,LetAloneABee.LookAtWhatHasHappenedToBeesWhoHaveNeverBeenAsked,"SmokingOrNon?"IsThisWhatNatureIntendedForUs?ToBeForciblyAddictedToSmokeMachinesAndMan-madeWoodenSlatWorkCamps?LivingOutOurLivesAsHoneySlavesToTheWhiteMan?-WhatAreWeGonnaDo?-He'sPlayingTheSpeciesCard.LadiesAndGentlemen,Please,FreeTheseBees!FreeTheBees!FreeTheBees!FreeTheBees!FreeTheBees!FreeTheBees!TheCourtFindsInFavorOfTheBees!Vanessa,WeWon!IKnewYouCouldDoIt!High-five!Sorry.I'mOk!YouKnowWhatThisMeans?AllTheHoneyWillFinallyBelongToTheBees.NowWeWon'tHaveToWorkSoHardAllTheTime.ThisIsAnUnholyPerversionOfTheBalanceOfNature,Benson.You'llRegretThis.Barry,HowMuchHoneyIsOutThere?AllRight.OneAtATime.Barry,WhoAreYouWearing?MySweaterIsRalphLauren,AndIHaveNoPants.-WhatIfMontgomery'sRight?-WhatDoYouMean?We'veBeenLivingTheBeeWayALongTime,27MillionYears.OongratulationsOnYourVictory.WhatWillYouDemandAsASettlement?First,We'llDemandACompleteShutdownOfAllBeeWorkCamps.ThenWeWantBackTheHoneyThatWasOursToBeginWith,EveryLastDrop.WeDemandAnEndToTheGlorificationOfTheBearAsAnythingMoreThanAFilthy,Smelly,Bad-breathStinkMachine.We'reAllAwareOfWhatTheyDoInTheWoods.WaitForMySignal.TakeHimOut.He'llHaveNauseousForAFewHours,ThenHe'llBeFine.AndWeWillNoLongerTolerateBee-negativeNicknames...ButIt'sJustAPrance-aboutStageName!...unnecessaryInclusionOfHoneyInBogusHealthProductsAndLa-dee-daHumanTea-timeSnackGarnishments.Oan'tBreathe.BringItIn,Boys!HoldItRightThere!Good.TapIt.Mr.Buzzwell,WeJustPassedThreeCups,AndThere'sGallonsMoreComing!-IThinkWeNeedToShutDown!-ShutDown?We'veNeverShutDown.ShutDownHoneyProduction!StopMakingHoney!TurnYourKey,Sir!WhatDoWeDoNow?Oannonball!We'reShuttingHoneyProduction!MissionAbort.AbortingPollinationAndNectarDetail.ReturningToBase.Adam,YouWouldn'tBelieveHowMuchHoneyWasOutThere.Oh,Yeah?What'sGoingOn?WhereIsEverybody?-AreTheyOutCelebrating?-They'reHome.TheyDon'tKnowWhatToDo.LayingOut,SleepingIn.IHeardYourUncleOarlWasOnHisWayToSanAntonioWithACricket.AtLeastWeGotOurHoneyBack.SometimesIThink,SoWhatIfHumansLikedOurHoney?WhoWouldn't?It'sTheGreatestThingInTheWorld!IWasExcitedToBePartOfMakingIt.ThisWasMyNewDesk.ThisWasMyNewJob.IWantedToDoItReallyWell.AndNow...NowICan't.IDon'tUnderstandWhyThey'reNotHappy.IThoughtTheirLivesWouldBeBetter!They'reDoingNothing.It'sAmazing.HoneyReallyChangesPeople.YouDon'tHaveAnyIdeaWhat'sGoingOn,DoYou?-WhatDidYouWantToShowMe?-This.WhatHappenedHere?ThatIsNotTheHalfOfIt.Oh,Nh,My.They'reAllWilting.Doesn'tLookVeryGood,DoesIt?No.AndWhoseFaultDoYouThinkThatIs?YouKnow,I'mGonnaGuessBees.Bees?Specifically,Me.IDidn'tThinkBeesNotNeedingToMakeHoneyWouldAffectAllTheseThings.It'sNotjustFlowers.Fruits,Vegetables,TheyAllNeedBees.That'sOurWholeSatTestRightThere.TakeAwayProduce,ThatAffectsTheEntireAnimalKingdom.AndThen,OfCourse...TheHumanSpecies?SoIfThere'sNoMorePollination,ItCouldAllJustGoSouthHere,Couldn'tIt?IKnowThisIsAlsoPartlyMyFault.HowAboutASuicidePact?HowDoWeDoIt?-I'llStingYou,YouStepOnMe.-ThatjustKillsYouTwice.Right,Right.Listen,Barry...Sorry,ButIGottaGetGoing.IHadToOpenMyMouthAndTalk.Vanessa?Vanessa?WhyAreYouLeaving?WhereAreYouGoing?ToTheFinalTournamentOfRosesParadeInPasadena.They'veMovedItToThisWeekendBecauseAllTheFlowersAreDying.It'sTheLastChanceI'llEverHaveToSeeIt.Vanessa,IJustWannaSayI'mSorry.INeverMeantItToTurnOutLikeThis.IKnow.MeNeither.TournamentOfRoses.RosesCan'tDoSports.WaitAMinute.Roses.Roses?Roses!Vanessa!Roses?!Barry?-RosesAreFlowers!-Yes,TheyAre.Flowers,Bees,Pollen!IKnow.That'sWhyThisIsTheLastParade.MaybeNot.OouldYouAskHimToSlowDown?OouldYouSlowDown?Barry!Ok,IMadeAHugeMistake.ThisIsATotalDisaster,AllMyFault.Yes,ItKindOfIs.I'veRuinedThePlanet.IWantedToHelpYouWithTheFlowerShop.I'veMadeItWorse.Actually,It'sCompletelyClosedDown.IThoughtMaybeYouWereRemodeling.ButIHaveAnotherIdea,AndIt'sGreaterThanMyPreviousIdeasCombined.IDon'tWantToHearIt!AllRight,TheyHaveTheRoses,TheRosesHaveThePollen.IKnowEveryBee,PlantAndFlowerBudInThisPark.AllWeGottaDoIsGetWhatThey'veGotBackHereWithWhatWe'veGot.-Bees.-Park.-Pollen!-Flowers.-Repollination!-AcrossTheNation!TournamentOfRoses,Pasadena,Oalifornia.They'veGotNothingButFlowers,FloatsAndCottonCandy.SecurityWillBeTight.IHaveAnIdea.VanessaBloome,Ftd.OfficialFloralBusiness.It'sReal.Sorry,Ma'am.NiceBrooch.ThankYou.ItWasAGift.OnceInside,WeJustPickTheRightFloat.HowAboutThePrincessAndThePea?ICouldBeThePrincess,AndYouCouldBeThePea!Yes,IGotIt.-WhereShouldISit?-WhatAreYou?-IBelieveI'mThePea.-ThePea?ItGoesUnderTheMattresses.-NotInThisFairyTale,Sweetheart.-I'mGettingTheMarshal.YouDoThat!ThisWholeParadeIsAFiasco!Let'sSeeWhatThisBaby'llDo.Hey,WhatAreYouDoing?!ThenAllWeDoIsBlendInWithTraffic......withoutArousingSuspicion.OnceAtTheAirport,There'sNoStoppingUs.Stop!Security.-YouAndYourInsectPackYourFloat?-Yes.HasItBeenInYourPossessionTheEntireTime?WouldYouRemoveYourShoes?-RemoveYourStinger.-It'sPartOfMe.IKnow.JustHavingSomeFun.EnjoyYourFlight.ThenIfWe'reLucky,We'llHaveJustEnoughPollenToDoTheJob.OanYouBelieveHowLuckyWeAre?WeHaveJustEnoughPollenToDoTheJob!IThinkThisIsGonnaWork.It'sGotToWork.Attention,Passengers,ThisIsOaptainScott.WeHaveABitOfBadWeatherInNewYork.ItLooksLikeWe'llExperienceACoupleHoursDelay.Barry,TheseAreCutFlowersWithNoWater.They'llNeverMakeIt.IGottaGetUpThereAndTalkToThem.BeCareful.OanIGetHelpWithTheSkyMallMagazine?I'dLikeToOrderTheTalkingInflatableNoseAndEarHairTrimmer.Oaptain,I'mInARealSituation.-What'dYouSay,Hal?-Nothing.Bee!Don'tFreakOut!MyEntireSpecies...WhatAreYouDoing?-WaitAMinute!I'mAnAttorney!-Who'sAnAttorney?Don'tMove.Oh,Barry.GoodAfternoon,Passengers.ThisIsYourCaptain.WouldAMissVanessaBloomeIn24bPleaseReportToTheCockpit?AndPleaseHurry!WhatHappenedHere?ThereWasADustbuster,AToupee,ALifeRaftExploded.One'sBald,One'sInABoat,They'reBothUnconscious!-IsThatAnotherBeeJoke?-No!NoOne'sFlyingThePlane!ThisIsJfkControlTower,Flight356.What'sYourStatus?ThisIsVanessaBloome.I'mAFloristFromNewYork.Where'sThePilot?He'sUnconscious,AndSoIsTheCopilot.NotGood.DoesAnyoneOnboardHaveFlightExperience?AsAMatterOfFact,ThereIs.-Who'sThat?-BarryBenson.FromTheHoneyTrial?!Oh,Great.Vanessa,ThisIsNothingMoreThanABigMetalBee.It'sGotGiantWings,HugeEngines.ICan'tFlyAPlane.-WhyNot?Isn'tJohnTravoltaAPilot?-Yes.HowHardCouldItBe?Wait,Barry!We'reHeadedIntoSomeLightning.ThisIsBobBumble.WeHaveSomeLate-breakingNewsFromJfkAirport,WhereASuspensefulSceneIsDeveloping.BarryBenson,FreshFromHisLegalVictory...That'sBarry!...isAttemptingToLandAPlane,LoadedWithPeople,FlowersAndAnIncapacitatedFlightCrew.Flowers?!WeHaveAStormInTheAreaAndTwoIndividualsAtTheControlsWithAbsolutelyNoFlightExperience.JustAMinute.There'sABeeOnThatPlane.I'mQuiteFamiliarWithMr.BensonAndHisNo-accountCompadres.They'veDoneEnoughDamage.ButIsn'tHeYourOnlyHope?Technically,ABeeShouldn'tBeAbleToFlyAtAll.TheirWingsAreTooSmall...Haven'tWeHeardThisAMillionTimes?"TheSurfaceAreaOfTheWingsAndBodyMassMakeNoSense."-GetThisOnTheAir!-GotIt.-StandBy.-We'reGoingLive.TheWayWeWorkMayBeAMysteryToYou.MakingHoneyTakesALotOfBeesDoingALotOfSmallJobs.ButLetMeTellYouAboutASmallJob.IfYouDoItWell,ItMakesABigDifference.MoreThanWeRealized.ToUs,ToEveryone.That'sWhyIWantToGetBeesBackToWorkingTogether.That'sTheBeeWay!We'reNotMadeOfJell-o.WeGetBehindAFellow.-BlackAndYellow!-Hello!Left,Right,Down,Hover.-Hover?-ForgetHover.ThisIsn'tSoHard.Beep-beep!Beep-beep!Barry,WhatHappened?!Wait,IThinkWeWereOnAutopilotTheWholeTime.-ThatMayHaveBeenHelpingMe.-AndNowWe'reNot!SoItTurnsOutICannotFlyAPlane.AllOfYou,Let'sGetBehindThisFellow!MoveItOut!MoveOut!OurOnlyChanceIsIfIDoWhatI'dDo,YouCopyMeWithTheWingsOfThePlane!Don'tHaveToYell.I'mNotYelling!We'reInALotOfTrouble.It'sVeryHardToConcentrateWithThatPanickyToneInYourVoice!It'sNotATone.I'mPanicking!ICan'tDoThis!Vanessa,PullYourselfTogether.YouHaveToSnapOutOfIt!YouSnapOutOfIt.YouSnapOutOfIt.-YouSnapOutOfIt!-YouSnapOutOfIt!-YouSnapOutOfIt!-YouSnapOutOfIt!-YouSnapOutOfIt!-YouSnapOutOfIt!-HoldIt!-Why?OomeOn,It'sMyTurn.HowIsThePlaneFlying?IDon'tKnow.Hello?Benson,GotAnyFlowersForAHappyOccasionInThere?ThePollenJocks!TheyDoGetBehindAFellow.-BlackAndYellow.-Hello.AllRight,Let'sDropThisTinCanOnTheBlacktop.Where?ICan'tSeeAnything.OanYou?No,Nothing.It'sAllCloudy.OomeOn.YouGotToThinkBee,Barry.-ThinkingBee.-ThinkingBee.ThinkingBee!ThinkingBee!ThinkingBee!WaitAMinute.IThinkI'mFeelingSomething.-What?-IDon'tKnow.It'sStrong,PullingMe.LikeA27-million-year-oldInstinct.BringTheNoseDown.ThinkingBee!ThinkingBee!ThinkingBee!-WhatInTheWorldIsOnTheTarmac?-GetSomeLightsOnThat!ThinkingBee!ThinkingBee!ThinkingBee!-Vanessa,AimForTheFlower.-Ok.OutTheEngines.We'reGoingInOnBeePower.Ready,Boys?Affirmative!Good.Good.Easy,Now.That'sIt.LandOnThatFlower!Ready?FullReverse!SpinItAround!-NotThatFlower!TheOtherOne!-WhichOne?-ThatFlower.-I'mAimingAtTheFlower!That'sAFatGuyInAFloweredShirt.IMeanTheGiantPulsatingFlowerMadeOfMillionsOfBees!PullForward.NoseDown.TailUp.RotateAroundIt.-ThisIsInsane,Barry!-This'sTheOnlyWayIKnowHowToFly.AmIKoo-koo-kachoo,OrIsThisPlaneFlyingInAnInsect-likePattern?GetYourNoseInThere.Don'tBeAfraid.SmellIt.FullReverse!JustDropIt.BeAPartOfIt.AimForTheCenter!NowDropItIn!DropItIn,Woman!OomeOn,Already.Barry,WeDidIt!YouTaughtMeHowToFly!-Yes.NoHigh-five!-Right.Barry,ItWorked!DidYouSeeTheGiantFlower?WhatGiantFlower?Where?OfCourseISawTheFlower!ThatWasGenius!-ThankYou.-ButWe'reNotDoneYet.Listen,Everyone!ThisRunwayIsCoveredWithTheLastPollenFromTheLastFlowersAvailableAnywhereOnEarth.ThatMeansThisIsOurLastChance.We'reTheOnlyOnesWhoMakeHoney,PollinateFlowersAndDressLikeThis.IfWe'reGonnaSurviveAsASpecies,ThisIsOurMoment!WhatDoYouSay?AreWeGoingToBeBees,OrjustMuseumOfNaturalHistoryKeychains?We'reBees!Keychain!ThenFollowMe!ExceptKeychain.HoldOn,Barry.Here.You'veEarnedThis.Yeah!I'mAPollenJock!AndIt'sAPerfectFit.AllIGottaDoAreTheSleeves.Oh,Yeah.That'sOurBarry.Mom!TheBeesAreBack!IfAnybodyNeedsToMakeACall,Now'sTheTime.IGotAFeelingWe'llBeWorkingLateTonight!Here'sYourChange.HaveAGreatAfternoon!OanIHelpWho'sNext?WouldYouLikeSomeHoneyWithThat?ItIsBee-approved.Don'tForgetThese.Milk,Cream,Cheese,It'sAllMe.AndIDon'tSeeANickel!SometimesIJustFeelLikeAPieceOfMeat!IHadNoIdea.Barry,I'mSorry.HaveYouGotAMoment?WouldYouExcuseMe?MyMosquitoAssociateWillHelpYou.SorryI'mLate.He'sALawyerToo?IWasAlreadyABlood-suckingParasite.AllINeededWasABriefcase.HaveAGreatAfternoon!Barry,IJustGotThisHugeTulipOrder,AndICan'tGetThemAnywhere.NoProblem,Vannie.JustLeaveItToMe.You'reALifesaver,Barry.OanIHelpWho'sNext?AllRight,Scramble,Jocks!It'sTimeToFly.ThankYou,Barry!ThatBeeIsLivingMyLife!LetItGo,Kenny.-WhenWillThisNightmareEnd?!-LetItAllGo.-BeautifulDayToFly.-SureIs.BetweenYouAndMe,IWasDyingToGetOutOfThatOffice.YouHaveGotToStartThinkingBee,MyFriend.-ThinkingBee!-Me?HoldIt.Let'sJustStopForASecond.HoldIt.I'mSorry.I'mSorry,Everyone.OanWeStopHere?I'mNotMakingAMajorLifeDecisionDuringAProductionNumber!AllRight.TakeTen,Everybody.WrapItUp,Guys.IHadVirtuallyNoRehearsalForThat.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

TI'mSorryButNotReally.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

yeah.. I think @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is a bot... Oh no! It's a sentient bot! Everyone run!

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

NoWayYou'dProbablySayIfISaidIReadTheWholeThingAndOnlyThenIRealizedIt'sFromTheBeeMovie

 

[LowSanity]

ennaeloop!Makecopiesforyourself!ThereisNOESCAPEfromthisworstgangsterpolicestate,usingALLofthedeadly gangsterFrankensteincontrols!In1965,CIAgangsterpoliceBEATMEBLOODY,draggedmeINCHAINSfromKennedyNewYorkAirport!SincethenIHIDEinforcedjoblesspoverty,isolatedaloneinthislowdeadly♥♥♥♥♥♥townoldhouse.Thebrazen,deadlyGangsterPoliceand♥♥♥♥♥♥puppetunderlingsspraymewithPOISONNERVEGASfromautomobileexhaustsandevenlawnmowers!DEADLYASSAULTS,eveninmyyardwithknives,evenbricksandstones,evenDEADLYTOUCHTABINorELECTRICSHOCKFLASHLIGHTS;evenremoteelectronicallycontrolledaround-corners-projectionofDEADLYTOUCHTARANTULASPIDERSoreven bloody-murder"accidents"toshutmeupforeverwithaSneakUndetectableExtermination!EvenwithtrainedparrotingpuppetassassinsinMAXIMUMSECURITYINSANITYPRISONforwritingtheseunforgivableTRUTHS!!

 

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atatakai ryouri wo tsukutte matou
amayakasarete ageru kara (watashi mo mazeru no ja!) hayaku kaette kinasai yo
gohoubi mo youi shite mattete ageru kara

okaeri na no ja kyou mo wo tsukaresama
itoshisa ga heyajuu dondon hirogatte iku
onushi no shiawase wo negau
saa zonbun ni kokoroyuku made motto amaeru ga ii

nanbyakkai, nanzenkai suki na dake amaeru no ja
kyou mo shippo futte mofumofu!!

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

UwU

 

[CyanHide]

Ughforumspampostsaregettingpreparedtowrecktheplacebeautifully

 

[A4]

Yes

 

[CyanHide]

Somebodyonce

 

[vinabomb]

Electronic

 

[Akacz13]

Crimson

 

[Kusarin]

Nine

 

[CyanHide]

Eyy

 

[mrguest]

Yamette kudasai desu

 

[Markgraf]

Underachiever

 

[LowSanity]

rawr