"Since the dawn of humanity, those who have never cared or interested in love and unfortunately enough to meet an untimely death are forced to slave away for a second chance at life (unlike everyone else who just allowed to go back to the wheel of life, slavery-free) and there is a persistent rumour casting doubt about this whole "second chance at life", moreover we keep running into a lot of senpai who has been "employed" since the dawn of humanity as Cupids by an self-proclaimed egomaniac called the Goddess of Love."
Joking aside, that's a cheap way to solve a triangle. Just roll a dice (or as a yurifag, the girl) and deal with the consequence.