I know @Uxtef has been translating each chapter as they come, but man, I always feel like it's been months since I've read the last chapter when we finally get a new one. XD
Now what was it the guy said in a medieval-setting story I read . . . oh yeah. "When my cows don't bear, I change the bull. That usually does the trick." The feudal lord complaining about his wife got suitably apoplectic.