[Kuromo gets mind-controlled by Gyari]
Ameri, Irumi, what happened?
Iruma: Gyari cheated.
Gyari: Cheated!? Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
Iruma: Because you cheated?
Gyari: No, not because I cheated. Because I'm an evidol! And you're just a kid. An ugly kid!
Iruma: I guess you're right, Gyari. I am just a kid.
Gyari: Of course I'm right. Okay, Kuromo, time to kill.
Iruma: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.
Gyari: That's right. Okay, Kuromo...
Iruma: And no amount of crossdressing... [Turns to Lied, who looks down sadly] ...or physical strength... [Turns to Ameri- ...or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
Gyari: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
Iruma: [over microphone] But that's okay!
Gyari: What? What's going on?
Iruma: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made it to the Evidol Games and I beat Gyari, and I saved the loli, and I got the bullseye!
Gyari: All right, we get the point....
Iruma: So, yeah, I'm a kid. [Dry ice smoke surrounds Gyari, and a spotlight falls on Iruma] And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Gyari: [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?
Iruma: But most of all, I'm...... [he swipes his arm]
Gyari: Okay, settle down. Take it easy.
Iruma: I'm.....I'm....
Gyari: What the hell?!
Iruma: [Bursts into song]
♪I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!♪ [Gyari goes flying into the wall and leaves a gaping hole in it] [Points at the crowd of demons] ♪You're a Goofy Goober! Rock! [The camera zooms out of the stadium and hell and into space] We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock! Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!! Put your toys away, well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, I say no way! I'm a kid, you say, when you say I'm a kid I say, say it again and then I say thanks! Thanks! Thank you very much! So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, go ahead and try, the kid inside will set! You! Free! Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop! 'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!♪
