Mother - Badass retired heroine
Father - DLC unlockable character
Brother - Sephiroth
Master - Literally God
Princess - Otamatone
Guard guy - New aged hero
Maid - Rem from Re zero
I'm making up stuff now but I recently just rewatched bakemonogatari. Crab can be read as God too right? Is our mc followed around by some sort of god? Is that how he sees it? Nevertheless
its painful waiting for someone to translate the next chapter because the raws are already at 31 and this manga is so good. it's weird that nobody's actively translating it