Yuck, I knew it... but I didnt wana judge right away.
But then MC be like "don't put your face so close its embarrassing", I be like "what?? whats embarrassing about a kid squeezing your face and getting close? kids do it all the time, its silly, normally you laugh or get confused... The only time such a thing is embarrassing is when its an... attractive... woman... and your a virgin or have a crush on them... oh... oh no.... he/author is a lolicon."