Masturbation Count - Vol. 0 - Oneshot

[BakedBanana]

Rereading this, and it's still hilarious.

 

[EcchiT]

Coloring in Holy Sanctuary Girl as Ciel is a nice touch.

 

[JKLO]

Like 3k

 

[Human_the_2nd]

Around 690k masturbations for around 10k+ years
If you're physically sealed in a room without having anything to do (For example; You don't need to eat, drink, or even sleep), then I can see that happening (She must've at least came 68 times a year which is pretty low, yet it does stack up significantly fast)

 

[MrMcNasty]

@Human_the_2nd
You forgot to carry the zero.
She masturbated at least 680 times per year, which is about 1.9 times a day.

 

[Human_the_2nd]

@MrMcNasty
Yeah, sorry 'bout that. It's a habit
6,8M faps over 10k+ years (6,800,000 divided by 10,000), meaning 680 faps per year thus resulting in around 1 to 2 faps everyday (at least) for 10 thousand years and more
Damn, how did she get the fap materials to have such a vigor state to be able to do that? I'm a male and even I get tired with 2 faps a day (and that's if I have any fap material)

 

[aloysiusks]

i need more. damn.

 

[Gxwild5]

That art style looks familiar...

 

[Wolvenworks]

@Gxwild5 there's a bunch of Amahara stuff already in MD. sadly, almost all the hentai stuff he drew aren't.

 

[sweatyman123]

i did my calculation and i estimated that she did it 2 times a day every day for 10000 years like she said. quick question anyone ever did it over 24 times in a day that's my record wondering if anyone has gotten over that

 

[mcfucksauce]

coomers

 

[newboi]

Every weeb be like: another one
@sweatyman123 what are ur balls made of man?

 

[sweatyman123]

@newboi
It was filled up since I didn’t do it for like a month

 

[MenacingBarOfSoap]

@EcchiT from what manga?

 

[Wolvenworks]

@sweatyman123 please sensei teach me the ways of being so horny you're cumming that much per day.

or is it more of a girl thing? i thought they can probably cum that much? seriously i dunno.

 

[sweatyman123]

@Wolvenworks

I did 24 times in a day once because my parents took everything away from me so I had nothing to nut to for like a month. I didn’t but 24 times per day if that happened I’d be dead.

 

[bluestar77]

This one always makes me lol

 

[BCS]

When Town Greeter first appears he's at 26,116, "a month later" he's at 26,228. 112 times in 30 days is almost 4/day, every day. If that's a steady tempo he's been at it for about 18 years, so he may well still be under 30!

What a champ