Mazumeshi Elf to Yuboku gurashi - Vol. 2 Ch. 7 - The Wanwan tribe and Winter

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I knew that was a bullshit excuse just from anecdotal evidence. The coldest thing on this planet is the hands and feet of a woman. I swear to god a fucking slab of meat would thaw and become warm before my ex's hands and feet would if I wrapped the two of them in a heavy comforter. And she found it so fucking funny to constantly jab her cold feet into my warm body. And it's well known that women get colder than men more easily, too. It's not like this is an isolated case.
 
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@lionfromnorth They mention getting fruit and less meat during winter so assume they still hunt since there are still animals active during winter and he mention buying meemee for the winter but still though they should be able to preserve meat by just smoking it so yeah they should have at least learn that.
 
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Jesus how did they not figure out jerky despite having figured out Vodka?

Oh he's making proper bread this time with raisin yeast.

Wait, why make raisin yeast when you can just make sourdough....
 
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@Kaitensatsuma they made vodka by having an old lady literally bite into it. thats it. did you forget the whole reason they went to the tribe was because granny NoTeeth couldn't make vodka anymore?


also fuck sourdough that shit nasty
 
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@newmangareader246 The potato doesn't magically turn into vodka, it still takes a long time to ferment as the amylase in her saliva would break down the starches into sugar and wild yeast would convert the sugar into alcohol....

It's literally more straightforward to take a piece of meat, slice it, season it, and hang it out in the cold like traditional biltong.

And I hope you don't like alcohol because it's basically the same exact process that makes sourdough *sour* that makes Alcohol a *thing*
 
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@Kaitensatsuma it's been said that granny is the only one who could make vodka tho, so maybe her saliva is different or something? maybe there's some sort of chemical catalyst that turns potatoes into vodka quicker.

I'm pretty sure that for a world where "seasoning" is a foreign concept, making jerky is unthinkable.

I don't eat sourdough to get drunk tho. I understand why people like sourdough but it simply isn't for me I didn't mean to shit on your food preferences or anything (I did hear sourdough + clam chowder is really good), but compared to plain white bread or even wheat bread I think sourdough is inferior.
 
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We should all appreciate how much work food needs before industrialization.
 
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Popo is actually Saburou's wife. They just don't know about it yet.

And boy, Wanwan' Granny sure is cute.
Granny: "rawr rawr rawwr"
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