I'm attracted to crazy. If I'm really interested in someone, 80% chance the girl's a serial killer, stalker, arsonist, or kidnapper rapist.
It really sucks I have to keep finding a new girl, but I'm a federal agent so when they spill the beans I can't let them escape justice. I suppose it just shows none of them were true love. I wonder if my current girl turns out to be a hitman, could I look away? I feel this time she's special and I don't care. May have to quit my job.