Mimi - Ch. 70 - Burger.

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Fuck tall burger. We are human not a fucking snake so we can unhinge our jaw.
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I've heard that holding the burger upside down can help prevent this ૮o.o ა

Although idk if that's true as I've never has this skill issue ૮^ᆺ^ა
Being upside down doesn't make the content less slippery.
Doesn't even have the proper burger grip, smh.
Hold that shit towards the bottom and squish it.
There's several grips,but the important part is having a physical barrier against opening and sliding out.
I hate it when that happens.
Always happens when eating Hardee's
Y'all need practice.
That's why I always cut the burger in half before eating it.
Knife and fork to eat burger feels wrong to me
??? You still eat it with your hands. Just eat half the burger at a time so it's easier to handle.
That is wrong,you didn't even try to use those God given grubby mitts to stable thyself.
And this is optimal if you completely unwrap the burger or don't have a wrapper to begin with.

There's also places,like Carls' Jr.,that giive you a secondary wrap just for holding their slippery buggers.

And of course,places like Burger King where there's no real slip to be had in most flavours.
 
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So fucking true tho, ugh xD I hate that most burger places don't use the cooking paper method by cutting the burgers in half an shit
 

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