Minecraft movie trailer

[tobias5678]

This shit morbid

Black jack doesn't even look like Steve in any way. Wtf

They might have as well put Steve Jobs there just to save face.

 

[tobias5678]

This would have been a hit if ... there are ALOT of KIDS. 5 year olds.

Sadly ... no kids around the country.

They will watch this with JOY.

 

[tobias5678]

The watchers:

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[tobias5678]

We should've gotten more Minecraft story mode over this

They actually put in the "best" ideas.

Best comedian
Best game
Best genre - Isekai
Best combination of talent
Best animation studio
Best composer

Nothing could go wrong right? Like the execution?

 

[crimeone]

I don’t know what to feel about this movie.

 

[NotGary]

everyone, look !!!

someone leaked the movie early, go watch it now.

 

[tobias5678]

we were denied gold for like 10 years

and when we finally got it, the gold turned out to just be copper painted with gold

They waited short a time compared to those who waited for Starfield ( 15 years ).

 

[NotGary]

everyone, look !!!

someone leaked the movie early, go watch it now.

THEY TOOK IT DOWN!!!!*

it was real all this time !!!!

 

[BakedBanana]

THEY TOOK IT DOWN!!!!*

it was real all this time !!!!

Wait, wasn't that video a parody? Why were they terminated? I was actually invested into finishing it soon.

 

[NotGary]

Wait, wasn't that video a parody? Why were they terminated? I was actually invested into finishing it soon.

my guess is cause of the weird channel name plus the fact the account made a video that got alot of views very soon after being opened. probs set up youtube's scam alarm.

 

[TestAddress]

my guess is cause of the weird channel name plus the fact the account made a video that got alot of views very soon after being opened. probs set up youtube's scam alarm.

This - YT alarm is quick to act.

 

[NotGary]

🐝🐝🐝🐝

https://x.com/vplasma_/status/1835942742389666190

 

[Angry_Panda]

🐝🐝🐝🐝

https://x.com/vplasma_/status/1835942742389666190

Those bees need to be fluffier.

 

[DavidianMillerian]

Those bees need to be fluffier.

and bigger, too, like the size of a small kid

 

[tobias5678]

Choose Merryweather over WB: https://mangadex.org/title/ad547db3-2e92-4f9b-b386-70c9f88fc0c1/minecraft-anime-edition

Oh boy, oh boy!

Oppai!

 

[tobias5678]

Also, maybe spending 10% of the budget on a Beatles song was not the greatest idea. (That songbook doesn't come cheap.)

True. They should have used digital mix from Japanese RPG that are cheaper.

I remember this competitor Boundless that flopped because they paid too much for art and music..
They forgot the gameplay is what matters, not putting everything new on PAID DLC.

If I want everything new as a paid DLC, I should have played Kingdom of Loathing.

 

[tobias5678]

We're making a Minecraftillion dollars bro, trust

The poll clearly trusts me

I guess if Jack Black delivers. He is the one to save this Minecraft Movie.

Like how The Rock saved Jumanji and actually made Black Adam a post screening success.

 

[tobias5678]

and bigger, too, like the size of a small kid

If they did they would battle copyright issues with the pokemon Combee.

 

[Tony_Mushah]

Wish they added this more accurate steve than jack black

 

[Blocky_Mudkip]

One Craftillion Dollars. SET UP FOR THE MINECRAFT CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

MINECRAFT STORY MODE, MORE LIKE MINECRAFT DUMB MODE,

WATCHING OPENING NIGHT WITH THE BOIS

The time is looming