"I am a cat-ear dog-ear rabbit-ear bear-ear monkey-ear rhino-ear cow-ear mouse-ear panda-ear koala-ear reindeer-ear kangaroo-ear gothic-lolita girl!" -A Simple Survey
If a horse is going to spill my drink order, charges me full price and rationalizes it by saying I'm only getting half calories, it's new name is going to be Elmer
That said, if you don't agree with how it is delivered get uber eats to deliver it.
Your drink will still be spilled, some food might still have been eaten.. But it won't be delivered by a bare bottom centaur.