Minor problem with the TL, the last line should end with an ellipses (...), because ending it with a question mark just makes it seem like granny is asking if they are guys.
@Ohgodpleaseno Yeah, it did not register to me it could be read that way. I thought it was pretty clear on context.
better way to write that would have been "are you guys perchance be..." or "are you guys perhaps..."
@citatel It was clear to me and I didn't notice it until I read the comments! But now I can't unsee. An ellipsis with an ending question mark could work too.