Muchina Kanojo no ◯◯ Nengo… - Ch. 26

[ErikTheRed]

So the storks being endangered is whats causing the lowered birth rates

 

[crimeone]

Don’t worry you will know the truth when you learn sex ed

 

[flannan]

The storks are a ploy, a lie made up by the government to control the REAL reason. You think I'm lying? When was the last time you saw a stork flying around huh? When was the last time you saw a cute little baby's laugh out of your window as they are being delivered? It's all bullshit.

You wanna know what's actually going on? Well I'll tell you. You may call me crazy, but someone has to say it.

The moles have underground mobile factories that can't be traced, and they send them through digging machines, that deliver them unto the baby beds you place inside your room. The storks are just a way to take attention out of themselves, so they can monopolize the baby making process. WAKE UP!

That explains the whole "found in a cabbage patch" story - moles find it easier to deliver a baby (and hide their traces) to broken-up ground of a vegetable patch.

 

[BlackAeronaut]

Pffft! You guys all called it!

Stork bring a baby to her.

You see... when a man and woman loves each other very much...

they hold hands and baby is made

Obviously from stork who bring them down to you of course

 

[HORRIOR]

Daughter: Hay dad, what is a stork?
Dad: It is what a man has in his pants.

 

[schmackinthedack]

The storks are a ploy, a lie made up by the government to control the REAL reason. You think I'm lying? When was the last time you saw a stork flying around huh? When was the last time you saw a cute little baby's laugh out of your window as they are being delivered? It's all bullshit.

You wanna know what's actually going on? Well I'll tell you. You may call me crazy, but someone has to say it.

The moles have underground mobile factories that can't be traced, and they send them through digging machines, that deliver them unto the baby beds you place inside your room. The storks are just a way to take attention out of themselves, so they can monopolize the baby making process. WAKE UP!

schizoposting ahh

 

[Kyuketsuki]

A stork brings it. Yep I remember the family guy sketch.

 

[chojinra]

"You see honey, your dad's jimmy goes deep. So deep, sooo deep, he put my butt to sleep."

"When he woke me up, I didn't hesitate to call him the Top Gun!"

".... Mom, stop listening to 90's West Coast Rap."

 

[Geardofwario]

I think that foreheads even bigger than last chapter lmfaoo

 

[GreC_89]

I'll personally teach her how they're made!

 

[HoesLuvHerro]

Pffft! You guys all called it!

Knew it 🥱

 

[Musaho]

"bed creaking noise"