You were foolish enough to give her an inch, now she'll take a mile
What even is a fake date? Isn't a date a date, is a fake date just doomed to go nowhere? Or is a fake date a really date cause the basis of dates is to get to know each other for romantic interest and because fake dates are imposed by someone someone will always have that romantic interest therefore making this fake date a real date THEREFOR... Wait, where was I going with this...
You sly fuck, bro that's half you fake-real date with fucking boss lady, that is sick
I see the cobra is more than in mere title, oh that's a fun nickname I don't know why I stuck with boss lady, I should find a fun nickname for the other one...
Have a nice day