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Maybe she's only being niceMy wife had to ask me out.
I was just starting to think "Huh, maybe she likes me. I'll talk to my friends and see if I've just been dense."
Then she asked me out and I stood there with my brain frying for five minutes.
Apparently, worse than saying 'no' is going slack-jawed, glassy-eyed and babbling 'uhbuh-uhbuh-uhbuh' while you process your own stupidity because she HAD been sending signals that she likes you for the last three months.