My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 1 Ch. 43 - I think her parents want grandchildren

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That’s a god damn kopiko.
Nahhhhh, can’t be. It’s an a instead of an o! Must be named after Kirapika.

"All I did was discipline a hoe" is a crazy bar
I mean, not wrong. It is crazy though icl, lmao.

Candy Viagra time
Was just gonna say it was just candy and that it couldn’t be this, but…
"When given caffeine the webs structure was not affected but the spiders behavior was."
It's gonna get freaky
Yeah… Guess the joke flew over my head. Not that well-versed in the world of spiders. Crazy (but not really) that it still works on humanoid lovecraftian/eldritch spider horrors tho.

Mama tryna get that boy FUCKED fucked
Just one fuck isn’t enough, eh? Lmfao.

Hey, I love that candy brand too! She really is waifu material.
…which? Her mom or her? Hmm… both, I suppose. But I guess the question is just who you’re referring to then, lol.

That also makes me think—how’s the wedding gonna go?? She got an ID? Probably, but you never know, lol.

That candy looks really yummy, looks like it would go great poured into a bowl of Snickers and Taffy of the same color and consistency :02:
Sounds like a good combo, but I can’t quite tell what you’re referencing or joke you’re making, lol.

Lmao both of them independently going “get fucking” is so based
my dearest daughter, pls bang
Oml icl that these were hilarious to read back to back. That’s literally what he said thooooo—same meaning ngl. Seeing some other comments, guess the candies will help with them starting, iykwim lol fr.
 
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Sounds like a good combo, but I can’t quite tell what you’re referencing or joke you’re making, lol.
The joke is that she would (probably) avoid any candy that has caffeine in it, so by mixing it into a bowl filled with normal chocolates and Taffy's she probably wouldn't even notice the caffeinated candy.
 

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