My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 1 Ch. 44 - I like candies

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I have a package of those right here next to me......

Do you think I spider lady will....nahh
 
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If they do go ahead and do it, I hope for Haru's sake that she does it in human form. Because if she does it in her... other form (which, admittedly would also be kinda hot) the bed WILL break and spider silk's going everywhere.
 
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Aaaand there it is. She knows. :wooow:
So she knows what he is gonna do with the coffees? And she is OK with the parents setting her up? Damn.
I'm wondering if she actually knows, or even how much she actually knows how to read. Because back from 31 she said "I thought it was tea" in regards to a container clearly labeled 'Coffee'.
 
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The question I really want to know about is how her mother knows what Coffee does to her. You know there has to be a story.

The implications are scary.
 
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Oh man... one side taking the candy he likes and not letting the person he loves have it, and the person he loves just enjoying him taking it for himself...

"gosling intensifies" :hearts:
 
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Do these count as edibles for her?
She's a spider, so caffeine is roughly equivalent to alcohol. Someone posted a video in the last comment thread showing the effects of caffeine on an actual spider.

Love the way she calls her stepmother "hag" but also clearly cares about her.
Considering both her biological parents were long dead by the time she ran into her skeleton father, they would just be considered normal (adoptive) parents, not step parents.
 
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She's a spider, so caffeine is roughly equivalent to alcohol. Someone posted a video in the last comment thread showing the effects of caffeine on an actual spider.


Considering both her biological parents were long dead by the time she ran into her skeleton father, they would just be considered normal (adoptive) parents, not step parents.
I'd like to be an ass and ruin the joke. Caffeine is an insecticide by evolutionary design and spiders get all fucked up by it, if dosed low enough to not kill them. But alcohol is is a poison that fits that bill for humans, so that's how the joke was born. There isn't really any relation between those beyond a poisonous thing impairing behavior, as far as I know.

...But it's still funny that she has the full blörö -experience from just the beans.
 
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... what kind of mother tries to drug her own daughter so she would make some damn grandkids? :worry:
I mean, the gradient of fucked up roughly tracks on the "horny drunk <-> Cosby special" -axis. One side is funny, the other is funny only as a joke.
 
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OH... Coffee.
That chapter ago where Haru found her on the ground.
I didnt really understood why (and how) coffe has affected her. So that makes her horny lol
 

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