Darkulo: Im gonna wear all black and be edgy af!
Demon: wtf Melvin! It isnt like it is a night raid! Its like 2:30 in the afternoon, on a day where the weather was said to be full sun, and it is like 80 degrees out. Wear something lighter.
Darkulo: I am *panting and sweating profusely* the night! For I am *more panting* Darkulo!
Demon: *takes out spray bottle full of cat pee* Bad Darkulo! Bad! Stop being cringy! Your name is Melvin. Melvin!!! Not fucking Darkulo!
Melvin/Darkulo: But I am-
Demon: No! You are not the night! You are fucking 32 years old, Melvin.
Melvin/Darkulo: *holds up a finger to make a point* But-
Demon: *raises spray bottle full of cat pee again* Corner! Now!
Melvin: * lowers finger and head and gose to sit in the corner as punishment for being cringy in public once again*