Here's a little story:
Once upon a time there was a Retard_ (me) talking in his little home of the internet with his friends, and he happened to mention he was going to start scanlating again, soon after he did.
What Retard_ didn't know is that there was someone that really didn't like him lurking around the corner of his home and reading his conversation. These lurkers joined together and decided to try to snipe this Retard_ individual but worry not!
Even though these lurkers had 3 days to work on said releases they still failed to release before Retard_! TWICE! If that's not entertaining I don't know what is.
You know how a sniper is supposed to hit his shot? Ninja scans should stick with swords, because they missed twice today.
For context, here's the attempted "snipes" and release dates, both of which were somehow released after mine because they're too slow even though they had 3 days preparation.