To be fair, I don't think you can legally marry a sword, so she might have more ground than we'd first assume.
@Lum1N0us Aye, habibi! You'll have to wait 'till sundown to satisfy that particular craving, but let's be fair here, harems are an ancient Islamic tradition.
that's not the Patches' way, you gotta kick 'em, not push 'em. Also you never told him there was treasure down the waterfall so he'd lean over.
Tsk tsk, rookie mistake.