25 ways to say no to premarital sex.
1. Thanks, but no thanks thot.
2. Save your sinfull dessires for the devil she-demon!
3. The only person I would have sex with is Jesus so bugger off loser.
4. No thanks, I like heaven more than vaginas.
5. Uhh... I'm sorry, I don't hear sin.
6. Buzz of you heretic slut.
7.Don't you have abortions to attend to?
8. No ring, no dick.
9. Don't stick your dick in sin.
10.bIn your dreams Judas!
11. WHAT! No! Never!
12. Not even in your dreams!
13. Do you conffes in church with that mouth?
14. Moses ain't parting those legs.
15. Jesus is the only thing that will rise again.
16.bHeavens no!
17. The only hole I will fill before marrige is the donation basket!
18. Save your diddly hole for the doodly devilorino!
19. It's either marry or carry your sinfull ass out of this house!
20. How about a big fat NO to that,thank you and good bye!
21. No to the boingiti without the diddly ringerino!
22. Jesus died for our sins, so I won't take part in creating more of them! Goodbye!
23. First the ring, then the sting!
24. Booty is for pooping not for goofing!
25. My face maybe says yes, but the Bible says NO!
REMEMBER KIDS TO SAY NO TO PREMARITAL SEX