One Day a Message Window Appeared Out of Nowhere!? - Ch. 45

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I feel like if he explained the situation to her, even if she thought he was a bit crazy, she'd be willing to date him even while he's meeting the kissing quota. Honestly, with his modified face he could probably just open a kissing booth on the side of the road and meet his quota in a day or two lol
 
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Well, it's best to be honest with women/people. If they can accept the fact that he's gonna kiss 96 other women because his life depends on it (we don't know this for sure, lol) then go ham bro. If not then keep it platonic.

But so far we've only met potential yandere candidates who look like they would think about cutting his dick off when all he did was kiss. The only way to 'handle' a yandere is to be even crazier than her, (don't ask me how I know) LMAO. Unless we get him to be more of a carnivore he'll be stuck putting off anything with ALL OF THEM.
 
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I feel like if he explained the situation to her, even if she thought he was a bit crazy, she'd be willing to date him even while he's meeting the kissing quota. Honestly, with his modified face he could probably just open a kissing booth on the side of the road and meet his quota in a day or two lol
well of course it would be fine

but that requires for him to not only be able to competently communicate like a reasonable adult

but also to have the emotional maturity of a reasonable adult

of which he has neither, so :kek:
 
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after catching up to this, I have come to the sound conclusion that MC is braindead, or at the very least severely mentally retarded:
• Gets magical eroge mind read window - immediately assumes he is dying because it has a days countdown.
• Has magic window for a week, constantly sees it in action telling him the exact thoughts of women around him; still fails to believe anything said inside of it, despite confirming EXACTLY how it works, and knowing it isn’t lying.
• Absolutely zero reading/listening comprehension. Completely unbelieveable this guy is a human being, fails to understand any of the women around him gushing “He’s so cute” (Akari home visit), “I thought I was going to lose my future husband” (Early chapter with Oono) etc, etc.
• Multiple women in his life overtly interested in him; magic window explicitly SHOWING this to him. What does he do? Try to meet other women.
• Keeps assuming random bullshit. x/100 went up after kissing Akari? Clearly he must need to do something similar with 100 unique people. Doesn’t even try to check if he can do it twice with the same one.
• Decides he should find an easy way to meet women. Instead of leveraging his clear advantage and working somewhere like a host club (as many have suggested he should do) instead opts to PAY for these chances at soaplands, or similar.

This guy cannot be human. If he is, something has gone terribly wrong in his life to make him this emotionally unintelligent.
 
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after catching up to this, I have come to the sound conclusion that MC is braindead, or at the very least severely mentally retarded:
• Gets magical eroge mind read window - immediately assumes he is dying because it has a days countdown.
• Has magic window for a week, constantly sees it in action telling him the exact thoughts of women around him; still fails to believe anything said inside of it, despite confirming EXACTLY how it works, and knowing it isn’t lying.
• Absolutely zero reading/listening comprehension. Completely unbelieveable this guy is a human being, fails to understand any of the women around him gushing “He’s so cute” (Akari home visit), “I thought I was going to lose my future husband” (Early chapter with Oono) etc, etc.
• Multiple women in his life overtly interested in him; magic window explicitly SHOWING this to him. What does he do? Try to meet other women.
• Keeps assuming random bullshit. x/100 went up after kissing Akari? Clearly he must need to do something similar with 100 unique people. Doesn’t even try to check if he can do it twice with the same one.
• Decides he should find an easy way to meet women. Instead of leveraging his clear advantage and working somewhere like a host club (as many have suggested he should do) instead opts to PAY for these chances at soaplands, or similar.

This guy cannot be human. If he is, something has gone terribly wrong in his life to make him this emotionally unintelligent.
Omfg, well put! That's it! Exactly as you pointed out! This guy has what could possibly be the most OP in interactions with women since it lays it all out for him in the screen, but he still manages to f it all up by picking (or not picking at all) the most idiotic choices! This guy is most likely retarded.
It's like giving the a cheat skill of super strength to a cripple... what use is that skill when both arms and legs are unusable? However, the problem with our protagonist here is that he clearly is not the sharpest tool in the shed
 
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So she wasn't aware at all that there was a chance she could've dated him as if she confessed at that moment. Then at least she won't be aware he's chosen to string her along until he finishes his mandatory main quest, all while actually going off on just his assumptions, not having tested anything like "Would a second kiss count? How about hugs, simple hopping into bed together or even simple handholding? Can the number increment by more than 1?"

"I-I wanted to have sex with her!"
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Sure, buddy. I haven't forgotten that time he thought "I somehow have to get outside, or I'll be in serious trouble..." He had his chances and yet he tried to skillfully dodge all of them like a pro. This is before the "Date" choices even came up. If that's what he means by "want", I wonder what his "don't want" looks like...

Knowing what he must do is fine and all, but when it comes to actually trying, well... forget checking if sex can increase the number too, he seems to be afraid to do ANY physical act with girls at this point. He knows he has to do something, and yet he'll likely end up again having something done to him only when he has no choice (e.g. he's asleep).

It's super weird that he can think of having sex with Akari, yet he can't even say in his head that he wanted to squeeze "Akari's boobs", in the safe space of his private thoughts. Come on, man. Some character development would be sorely appreciated. Will he get better or will he sink deeper into cowardice? Let's find out...
 
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Bro.....the options were literally given to you, fucking time stopped for you to make that decision, you can read her thoughts and they're literally screaming at you saying she wants you......and you STILL managed to fumble???




This MC truly needs to be studied
He thinks he's going to die for some retarded reason. He's jumping to conclusions about the days left thing and is too focused on filling up the "people kissed" bar.
 
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MC doesn't want to cheat if the count is about kissing 100 different girls, not 100 act of kisses. So yeah MC really needs to be studied on how can he have the heart of steel for not embracing her.
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He's surprisingly loyal, though after kissing 100 girls, will he still be pure dude?
It is possible that those are "points" and not "instances". You could get points for the first time you do something sexual/intimate with someone. Some things could be worth more points than others...

Ah. @goodknife beat me too it.
 
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well of course it would be fine

but that requires for him to not only be able to competently communicate like a reasonable adult

but also to have the emotional maturity of a reasonable adult

of which he has neither, so :kek:
Shame it’s not like a twitter poll kinda story where the readers/audience gets to choose what to do/for him lol

Tho I half expect if he goes all in he’d end up asking for depraved stuff rather than being “vanilla”

Or maybe act as “pathetic” as possible to test ppls thirst for him unless that’d make him more appealing to the girls into those “poor meow meow” type guys
 

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