If getting hugged by your boyfriend hurts then there is something wrong with your body, or you may simply have a good old case of "My creator created me as a dark-haired girl and he is a complete lunatic, so he wants to portray all dark-haired girls as physically as weak as a baby and emotionally as unstable as a baby".
Of course, you may also have a boyfriend who is a lunatic that pretends to hug you and then uses all of his might to squeeze you as painfully as he can and doesn't stop when you tell him to but just stands there with the serene look of a completely wacko serial killer.
A boyfriend whose mindset is so warped that he thinks it's totally normal when he sees a teen girl with a thirty-something to assume that they are lovers. Huh. Apparently, Minami wasn't the only one whose mindset was so warped. Hardly a surprise.
I am totally prepared for the Kaiju bestial bisexual love-triangle next month
