Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 123 - SCP-1005

[Eclipse616]

imagine being kinkshamed by the SCP foundation. Can we get an F in chat? /s

 

[KINGJOE]

@Serapheid Well my friend, object classes are distributed based on Each SCP’s difficulty to contain.
The box test can be used as an example
If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and nothing bad will happen, then it's probably Safe.
If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not entirely sure what will happen, then it's probably Euclid.
If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and it easily escapes, then it's probably Keter.
If it is the box, then it's probably Thaumiel.

 

[Serapheid]

@KINGJOE

Wow... I never expected to be told the exact same thing I’ve been telling people about in the previous chapters...

I’m referring to the fact that the rule states physical humanoid sentient entities are usually given Euclid Class since being considered a physical sentient humanoid entity means that “you’re not entirely sure what will happen” since they have the potential of thinking up ways to escape.

Edit: Here is my reference:

"As a note, any SCP that's autonomous, sentient and/or sapient is generally classified as Euclid, due to the inherent unpredictability of an object that can act or think on its own."
http://www.scp-wiki.net/object-classes

 

[KINGJOE]

@Serapheid
Well I guess since it’s pretty predictable and really doesn’t think of anything other than painting and making other people happy.
Plus It doesn’t convey any complex emotions therefore I’m assuming it won’t be thinking of any Thoughts of going against SCP personnel.
Or maybe it’s just a special exception?
Like How unpredictable can a sentient paint man be?

 

[Serapheid]

@KINGJOE

I guess I’ll have to go with exception then. Like you said, lacking complex emotions does make it seem highly unlikely it would ever be a problem in containment.

 

[Tsukinotaku]

He's blue daba dee daba die

 

[BillMMM]

Bruh my man is apart of the blue man group https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Man_Group

 

[Hydra_Tyrant]

Did they really make the Blue Man Group an SCP!?! XD LMAO

 

[PramTheOracle]

Even the Blue Man is disgusted with Dr. Rights (I assume)

No Husbando for you

 

[sylvacoer]

Found the gue'vesa