Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 133 - SCP-1481

[ikancucut]

This is kind of moments when I wish the Foundation will sometimes uses some scp to punish the evildoers....

 

[SemperSolus]

I came up with this story, completely independently, when I was in 8th-grade.

Minus the drug addiction, minus the magic powers. The wisher kept those.

It was told from the genie's perspective, in rhyme, and ended with him jangling his cup, saying (paraphrased), "C'mon, true or not, that had to be worth something."

Won me the school poetry slam. : )

 

[Varler]

RIP poor genie.

 

[gregger]

Aladdin would have been so much different if he was the asshole who wished this

 

[RexNemorensis]

Genies are actually gigantic assholes. He had it coming.

 

[Tiniuc]

Yknow, its not actually undoing the wish if he gets bonafide treatment. He'd still of *been* a crackhead genie, he just got help. This works because the initial wish responsible specified it couldn't be unwished. Didnt say nothing about rehab! I'd try to fix him like this, then stipulate in another wish that he is a foundation [scp] employee.

As an added twist, I imagine the lack of the word 'genie' in the employment phrase means he'd turn into an actual... regualr employee, probably becoming a new researcher (with no wish granting powers).

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Damn that's kinda sad.

 

[CyanHide]

This is a depressing kind of comedy

Made me laugh, sadly

 

[RawrDotRar]

It’s a simple problem, simply wish to undo the second wish and then undo the first wish.

 

[Rainbow_Prism]

F

 

[PramTheOracle]

Asshole master

Didn’t even wait to see if this was a kind genie or a literal jerk genie

 

[MonsieurWeeb]

You know the wish says nothing about transferring it to others, sooooooo

You can just wish the two horrible wish to go bite back the original wisher and wish for the genie to contain itself in the foundation.