Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 159 - SCP-3740

[MangaDex]

 

[kyoyagaen123]

Sorry I couldn't find the reference. The author just had to reference a manga/anime made in the 1900s.

If anyone happens to be able to get the reference, please tell me and I will reupload this chapter.

 

[SolGainer]

Read the original version of the article for the best punchline for this whole thing in the final interview

 

[smartz118]

From http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3740

"TO: 3740 Research Team, Site-81 Containment Research Team, Site-81 Administration, Site Directors Council, Foundation Containment Committee
FROM: Dr. G. McElroy, Site-81 Containment Research Head

I’m sending out this memo because I’m sure many of you will notice by the morning that we’ve cancelled our order for additional containment measures. It’s certainly no mean feat to contain reality benders, let alone Class 8s, and we usually break out the big guns for them. In this case, though, we don’t need to worry about that.

You’re probably asking yourself right now, “But Dr. McElroy, why wouldn’t we pull out all the stops for an entity that could very literally blow the roof off of Site-81? Isn’t this lackadaisical approach to SCP-3740’s containment counterintuitive and dangerous?” The answer to that second question is yes, usually. But we got lucky in this case. Sometimes this unnatural order of things throws you a softball, and this ball might as well be made out of mozzarella.

Here’s the thing: SCP-3740 is hands down, in all seriousness, 100% no doubt easily the most gullible person I’ve ever met in my entire life. I’m not joking. I walked into the room and announced myself as Bliss Delight, a being of pure energy, built up some static on my hand and zapped him a bit, and he said “always a pleasure to meet a fellow god” and even now to this day continues to call me Bliss Delight."

"In order to facilitate proper communications with SCP-3740, all research and administrative personnel are to perform a feat sufficient enough to prove to SCP-3740 that they are divine beings, on an equal footing to SCP-3740. So far, the following acts have been sufficient to fool SCP-3740:

Dr. Clark: Floated an iron ball across the room using magnets and wire.
Dr. Yemma: Used a laser pointer to make a cat run around.
Researcher Kiryu: Having hair of a non-natural color.
Dr. Vanderbilt: Pulled a quarter out of SCP-3740’s ear.
Dr. Andrews: Held a pencil to the side of his head and pretended to swallow it.
Researcher Dansby: Juggled.
Asst. Director Schmidt: Performed a card trick.
Researcher Quarlo: Shotgunned a beer.
Dir. Aktus: Turned on a light switch."

 

[aloysiusks]

ma

 

[Kaizeel]

at least he properly asks for consent

 

[CommieJohnTeh]

Any powerful but stupidly gullible entity is automatically a Keter class, no questions asked.

 

[Thatguy66]

I’ve read this guys whole file. It’s actually hilarious. The foundation picked him up when he tried to drunkenly use his powers in a bar fight. Since then they’ve moved him to his current accommodation which they’ve told him is a lodge for the gods. When someone who knew him showed up, he actually thanked personnel and told them babysitting him and keeping him out of trouble was a hassle so they were helping them out by giving them a break.

He is basically the problem cousin of other supernatural beings who put him in the scp equivalent of Jerry daycare.

 

[Siti]

Kinda like bodybuilder is dumb trope on the movies

 

[virtoo]

ah yes, my favourite gullible scp

 

[icecomic]

"I would like to intercourse with you sexually" is now my new go-to pickup line

 

[sylvacoer]

What a gentleman - he stated his request clearly and without deceit, accepted the refusal, and expressed regret at the poor doctor's situation.

 

[Harperbows]

Thus Goblin slayer was born, from the will of an angry God

 

[HDMI1]

@smartz118 I love that one Researcher just used 3740 as an excuse to get drunk on the clock.

 

[AgentKuga]

what a dumbass god

 

[melbisbelbis]

the goblin
god is not dead, but rather braindead

 

[ghostlykidd]

lmao i like this one

 

[LoopStricken]

Nice.

 

[Kampfarsch]

THE GOBLIN

 

[Haydrion101]

... he's bird brained.