Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 36 - SCP-1162
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?does this hole in the wall have the ability to troll and shitpost? I would really like to know.
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Hmmmm I wonder if there's a sentience being in there toying with people
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Subject: Agent G█████
Item Retrieved: [DATA REDACTED]
Item Lost: Shoelace from Agent G█████'s left shoe
Notes: Agents actively searching for biological or memetic agents, or any Keter-class SCP objects, are forbidden to use SCP-1162 without a full security complement present.
Item Retrieved: [DATA REDACTED]
Item Lost: Shoelace from Agent G█████'s left shoe
Notes: Agents actively searching for biological or memetic agents, or any Keter-class SCP objects, are forbidden to use SCP-1162 without a full security complement present.
Oh my.
@Mnuchinboo Its doesn't seem to have the almost sentience of 914.
Edit: Sharing some more from the logs.
Item Retrieved: [REDACTED]
Item Lost: Undergarments
Notes: "No way is this mine! I'm married, what would I even need something like this for? Okay, stick a fork in me, I'm done. I mean… ahh, this is ridiculous."
Item Lost: Undergarments
Notes: "No way is this mine! I'm married, what would I even need something like this for? Okay, stick a fork in me, I'm done. I mean… ahh, this is ridiculous."
That's embarrassing.
Item Retrieved: One (1) iPod nano, blue
Item Lost: One (1) iPod nano, blue, engraved
Notes: How am I going to explain to my girlfriend that I found my old iPod and lost the one she got me for my birthday?
Item Lost: One (1) iPod nano, blue, engraved
Notes: How am I going to explain to my girlfriend that I found my old iPod and lost the one she got me for my birthday?
Subject: Dr. Diamond
Note: Dr. Diamond has requested testing on whether or not SCP-1162 is sentient, specifically if it can respond to written messages. Also, he wishes to find out where exactly the lost items disappear to, and if there is a correlation regarding location of disappeared objects.
Item Retrieved: A large amount of fecal matter in a plastic bag.
Item Lost: One (1) folded-up piece of wide-ruled notebook paper with “How are you doing today” written on the inside in pencil.
Notes: I remember this! I was going to sell it to a science lab for DNA testing like, a year ago. Don’t look at me like that.
Item Retrieved: One (1) pair of tie-dyed socks, the size for a 7th grader.
Item Lost: One (1) iPod playing “For Your Love” by the Yardbirds on loop setting on full volume.
Notes: We could still hear the music after the device disappeared, although it did sound more distant. Investigation of the sound revealed the device stuck inside a wall on the floor directly under this one. Maybe SCP-1162 teleports all of the items lost below itself somewhere in the ground. This should be investigated.
Item Retrieved: One (1) purple round ball.
Item Lost: One (1) small metallic tracking device courtesy of the SCP electronics development team.
Notes: Device was recovered from an oil tanker in the middle of the Red Sea.
-Well, there goes that hypothesis.
Note: Dr. Diamond has requested testing on whether or not SCP-1162 is sentient, specifically if it can respond to written messages. Also, he wishes to find out where exactly the lost items disappear to, and if there is a correlation regarding location of disappeared objects.
Item Retrieved: A large amount of fecal matter in a plastic bag.
Item Lost: One (1) folded-up piece of wide-ruled notebook paper with “How are you doing today” written on the inside in pencil.
Notes: I remember this! I was going to sell it to a science lab for DNA testing like, a year ago. Don’t look at me like that.
Item Retrieved: One (1) pair of tie-dyed socks, the size for a 7th grader.
Item Lost: One (1) iPod playing “For Your Love” by the Yardbirds on loop setting on full volume.
Notes: We could still hear the music after the device disappeared, although it did sound more distant. Investigation of the sound revealed the device stuck inside a wall on the floor directly under this one. Maybe SCP-1162 teleports all of the items lost below itself somewhere in the ground. This should be investigated.
Item Retrieved: One (1) purple round ball.
Item Lost: One (1) small metallic tracking device courtesy of the SCP electronics development team.
Notes: Device was recovered from an oil tanker in the middle of the Red Sea.
-Well, there goes that hypothesis.
Subject: Dr. Alden
Note: Doctor Alden had five (5) standard #2 pencils on her person
Item Retrieved: Dessicated carcass of a tarantula spider
Item Lost: One (1) #2 pencil
Notes: [EXPLETIVE] Bristle escaped her cage a few months ago and I hadn't seen her since!
Note: Doctor Alden had five (5) standard #2 pencils on her person
Item Retrieved: Dessicated carcass of a tarantula spider
Item Lost: One (1) #2 pencil
Notes: [EXPLETIVE] Bristle escaped her cage a few months ago and I hadn't seen her since!
Subject: Dr. Westrin
Item Retrieved: A broken Scranton Reality Anchor
Item Lost: Dr. Westrin's house keys.
Notes: Let's just say that I was hunting down a reality bending entity, and I may have lost it in the car. That was both a large medical bill, and tons of paperwork. -Dr. Westrin
Head Researcher Notes: Next time, consider taking two.
Item Retrieved: A broken Scranton Reality Anchor
Item Lost: Dr. Westrin's house keys.
Notes: Let's just say that I was hunting down a reality bending entity, and I may have lost it in the car. That was both a large medical bill, and tons of paperwork. -Dr. Westrin
Head Researcher Notes: Next time, consider taking two.
Subject: Researcher Maguire
Item Retrieved: One (1) partially decayed Rattus norvegicus domestica
Item Lost: One (1) pocketbook
Notes: Lost this poor guy in elementary school, he was the class pet. At least the fact he's partially decayed suggests he survived for a while. Sorry about getting that mess in the hole, I'm not great when it comes to animals. -Researcher Maguire
Item Retrieved: Indeterminate mass of vomit produced by Dr. Maguire in previous test
Item Lost: One (1) work boot
Notes: Now that's just [EXPLETIVE] unnecessary. -Researcher Maguire
Item Retrieved: One (1) partially decayed Rattus norvegicus domestica
Item Lost: One (1) pocketbook
Notes: Lost this poor guy in elementary school, he was the class pet. At least the fact he's partially decayed suggests he survived for a while. Sorry about getting that mess in the hole, I'm not great when it comes to animals. -Researcher Maguire
Item Retrieved: Indeterminate mass of vomit produced by Dr. Maguire in previous test
Item Lost: One (1) work boot
Notes: Now that's just [EXPLETIVE] unnecessary. -Researcher Maguire
Subject: Agent P. Rider
Item Retrieved: One (1) power cable, generic.
Item Lost: One (1) fountain pen, except the ink.
Notes: I'm going to need a new vest. I also don't remember what that cable belonged to.
Item Retrieved: One (1) pair of eyeglasses.
Item Lost: One (1) Standard issue MTF kevlar vest.
Notes: Lost those during my last vacation. Now I really need a new vest.
Item Retrieved: One (1) power cable, generic.
Item Lost: One (1) fountain pen, except the ink.
Notes: I'm going to need a new vest. I also don't remember what that cable belonged to.
Item Retrieved: One (1) pair of eyeglasses.
Item Lost: One (1) Standard issue MTF kevlar vest.
Notes: Lost those during my last vacation. Now I really need a new vest.
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I was hoping the wall would be large enough for a busty animu grill to get stuck on it.
@CommieJohnTeh Can't lose something you never had in the first place.
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@Kampfarsch report on actual database suggests that "searching for" applies to what you've "lost".
Check the testing logs.
Check the testing logs.
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Now that's an epic case of 『Equivalent Exchange』
