@TehFreek I might end up like that chair that was "a chair that teleport itself to nearest tired human" then turn into "a bunch of chair remains that teleport themself into people that go near them and kills them" when GOC try to destroy it. It's too risky to try to destroy me when I can be relatively easy to contain in my present state.
@Hoboknife I am a perfectly nice toaster. I can't help that my pinnacle of toasting prowess instills a desire to be just like me in any who behold my glory for too long. All I want to do is make toast.
Oh, I just love it whenever I get brought up in an SCP related discussion. I'm one of the more well executed, unorthodox-written SCPs, despite me being just a simple, fully functional toaster. I bet I toast bread really well though.
I wonder why there are three people in the house of newlyweds. Obviously there are many reasonable explanations, but all signs point to degenerate toaster play.
Also, I wonder what would happen I was given to a person who spoke a language without the 1st person perspective. How would they describe a Toaster such as myself?