Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 43 - SCP-426

[MangaDex]

 

[Hoboknife]

I'm not a very nice SCP.

 

[TehFreek]

I wonder if I would have the same effect if I was disassembled or melted down into smaller bits...

 

[Hoanghoiham]

I am uncertain whether if breads toasted by me had anomalous effects?

 

[Chuggoth]

Can I defeat 682?

 

[CommieJohnTeh]

>tags: stomach deformation
?

 

[krossite]

@TehFreek I might end up like that chair that was "a chair that teleport itself to nearest tired human" then turn into "a bunch of chair remains that teleport themself into people that go near them and kills them" when GOC try to destroy it. It's too risky to try to destroy me when I can be relatively easy to contain in my present state.

 

[AgentKuga]

I am THE toaster

 

[PrivatePublic]

@Hoboknife I am a perfectly nice toaster. I can't help that my pinnacle of toasting prowess instills a desire to be just like me in any who behold my glory for too long. All I want to do is make toast.

 

[LayZzz]

I'm wondering what would happen if god were to hold me

 

[AbuHajaar]

Thanks! I hate me!

 

[OrionStarless]

Oh, I just love it whenever I get brought up in an SCP related discussion. I'm one of the more well executed, unorthodox-written SCPs, despite me being just a simple, fully functional toaster. I bet I toast bread really well though.

 

[Danglark]

Huh, I'm pretty interesting I must say. How do people think of things like me? Wait, do I actually work like any other toaster?

 

[OrionStarless]

@Danglark Yes, I am a fully functional, anomalous toaster.

 

[knecht]

I wonder why there are three people in the house of newlyweds. Obviously there are many reasonable explanations, but all signs point to degenerate toaster play.

 

[Mnuchinboo]

Why is the image of a nice gentleman from Great Britain that speaks in the Queen's English pop up in my head when I read about this toaster?

 

[KazumiSangaku]

@TehFreek Time to toss me into SCP-914 and find out!

 

[banirdag]

He wonders what would happen if he wears SCP 1545 while holding me.

 

[Varler]

@knecht Lmao!

Also, I wonder what would happen I was given to a person who spoke a language without the 1st person perspective. How would they describe a Toaster such as myself?

 

[Serapheid]

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/2KL0Y9o