Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 66 - SCP-662

[Hachinisan]

@scripted presumably SCP-835-JP

 

[guardian1102]

They could at least try to interview him and ask of his origins.

 

[xyzzy]

@guardian1102

In the actual article, they tried. Unfortunately, he was physically unable to say anything about his origins.

 

[Zael]

They really have it in for that lizard, huh?

 

[jasty]

This guy is too useful without any real downside.

 

[starburst98]

@jasty , that is allowed. it's an SCP because it's supernatural not because it's dangerous. is another fun one, the pizza box that summons the exact pizza you want, it has no downsides so it is kept in the break room so the guards and scientists can have pizza.

 

[WangthePhoenix]

Lol the person requesting human flesh is that cannibal D-personnel from earlier

 

[Pooky2011]

For a second i thought this was the cowbell that is rang and whoevere rings it is haunted by an uknown entity forever till they die

 

[Thranyx]

What a good butler! *Shake a handbell* Butler, go recruit that Mr. Deeds.

 

[Karkeys]

Damn that last picture is cute.

 

[lazunekko]

MY MAN MR. DEEDS!!! Is he also part of Wondertainment™ 's Little Mister lineup?

 

[PramTheOracle]

Nah he’s not part of the Little Misters

Pretty chill dude

 

[noneofurbiz]

Man, i would want him as my personal butler! That would give me enough power to make a country collapse.

 

[yurikosempai]

I could have the butler romance of my dreams with this dude.