Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 75 - SCP-396

[MangaDex]

 

[artyom]

So .. God is SCP

 

[Zethuron]

That must have been a hell of a incident, if the Pope got transported.
Wait, is it keter because of the possiblity of it affecting other SCP's?

 

[xyzzy]

Does it affect toilet seats, too? Asking for a friend.

 

[ampnaman]

At the very least, a sudden electric chair won't be plugged in right? Do battery powered ones even exist?

 

[De_LaBaiGa]

@Zethuron no. Keter class is for SCPs that cannot be contained in any way, regardless of their lethality. I mean, a teleporting chair is a friggin' Keter

 

[kimeraspacial]

Imagine this chair changing places with the Jackie Chair

 

[GoblinGuy]

@kimeraspacial
Jackie Chair would kick this chair's ass and walk back to its chinese restaurant

 

[CommieJohnTeh]

That chair. Is an EYESORE.
And I guess zabutons and sitting stools are exempted.

 

[chad98]

@xyzzy Depends on how you define a chair. Most things can be a chair if the thing you're sitting on look vaguely like a chair and/or can only occupy 1 person. With that in mind, is a bench considered a chair?

 

[Voij]

For those that missed it: The credits page has the Skyrim-intro-meme integrated into it.

 

[princeofcups]

@ De_LaBaiGa
no. Keter class is for SCPs that cannot be contained in any way, regardless of their lethality. I mean, a teleporting chair is a friggin' Keter

No, that is the new interpretation, since the creators left the project. Keter was originally reserved for any SCP that had the potential to cause massive damage. So it would need to be either hard to contain AND dangerous, or impossible to contain AND potentially dangerous. So many people argued about what was a Keter and what was a Euclid that the current SCP mods changed the definitions.

 

[Claresilver47]

A little extra background on this one. This SCP was originally in a theater in a small town and considered safe because it only manifested within the town. The Foundation thought it was perfect for junior researchers but apparently 396 is sentient and somehow listened to conversations which allowed it to swap with more chairs. They have to only talk about the containment site while near 396 as a sort of precaution to try and get it to manifest within the facility but the damage is already done.

 

[BobBob]

And here I thought this chair would get woodchipped.

 

[KazumiSangaku]

Goddammit I can't escape Todd Howard even in the credits page of an SCP manga.

 

[LordTraiden]

The chair is trying to be helpful, it brought more D class personnel that one time.

 

[welcome2atlantis]

Why not just neutralize this one. Less object to worry about.

 

[2AR2]

@welcome2atlantis Because the last time someone tried to neutralize a chair, it just got angry and started killing people.

 

[accountholder]

There is a slight error in slide 3 (not sure if by the translator or the original author). The Sheikra roller coaster is located in Tampa, FL, not Orlando.

 

[Kion]

@welcome2atlantis Like someone else said: what happens when it's still active when it's wood chips and ash now? that would just make it worse.