chp summary:
Ertha: save meh zahid
Zahid: *sets forest on fire*
E: oh ma gawd hes gonna bake me alive
Z: *comes to save her*
E: ah my princeee
*arrows start raining down*
E: OMG IM RLY GONNA DIE NOW
Z: *hugs her*
E's heart:
BATHUMP
Ertha:
*repeat*
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