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With Morgan Spurlock dying recently, I can’t help but feel like she’d be like 200 pounds after eating so much McDonald’s
 
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I'm not a fan of McDonald's food in general, but I will admit their fries are pretty tasty. Gotta get them unsalted though, they murder those things with salt.
 
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Ain't no such thang as French fries, they be Freedom Fries, ya hear? ... :fml:

All that aside, it's a pretty cute story. Her Japanese blood must be pretty strong for it come out at 1/8.
 
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You know, I always wished I was born as a mixed nationality, thinking it'll be a quirky trait to have. Also always thought they're lucky to be able to experience two cultures in their life. But hearing about their experience, it's not always good.

Good story. Would definitely read it if it's serialized
 
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A diet of only potatoes from what I remember is possible, and it's not the worst thing ever on the short term, but please dont do a French fries diet only, that's asking to die.
 
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I'm not a fan of McDonald's food in general, but I will admit their fries are pretty tasty. Gotta get them unsalted though, they murder those things with salt.
bro whst kind of mcdonalds you got where you live? their fries are absolute dogshit, the only good things they sell are nuggets and mcflurries.
if i wanted some good fries I'd go to an actual restaurant, they may cost 2.5x more but goddamn is it worth it for some of them.

fuck now i want fries.
 
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What a genius way to make Uto-chan open up. Strike at her habits! Now we know she's insecure about the Japanese part of her heritage.

And of course, Uto's now eating Suguru's foods too. You'd better cook her the best foods for the rest of her life boy!
 
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bro whst kind of mcdonalds you got where you live? their fries are absolute dogshit, the only good things they sell are nuggets and mcflurries.
if i wanted some good fries I'd go to an actual restaurant, they may cost 2.5x more but goddamn is it worth it for some of them.

fuck now i want fries.
There are 2 kinds of people, those who prefer mcdonalds fries, and those who thinks they are disgusting. Never anything inbetween.
The reason is because they are pommes stripes, while all other fast-food chains uses pommes frites.

And either you prefer the whole "crunchy exterior with a mashed-potato interior that is a lethal deathtrap just waiting to burn your mouth if you get a too fresh batch. And no way to know" thing that pommes frites got going for them, in which case you will prefer fries from Max.

Or you like the whole "not crunchy and instead some savoury(I don't know english food-terms :p but I mean juicy without being juicy? I'm not describing it well...) thing that still has a crunch to it at times, and others spill out tasty potato flesh with every bite. That are thinner and not a safety hazard. But that becomes disgusting if you don't get a fresh batch as they (semi-)quickly become soggy and boring to eat. And some are small and get burned and are crispy anyway, in every batch/serving, so will be some crisp either way making for more variation." thing that pomes stripes got going for them, in which case you will prefer the donk (mcDonalds).

Also, their nuggets are tasty, but their curry sauce is also better than any other chain's. And perfect for said nuggets, as if they actually tested it with their own products when they developed it. Mcflurry is nice too, but the cup for it is a UX disaster. And regular soft-serve ice-cream for half a dollar is a pretty nice value-thing too.
 
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There are 2 kinds of people, those who prefer mcdonalds fries, and those who thinks they are disgusting. Never anything inbetween.
The reason is because they are pommes stripes, while all other fast-food chains uses pommes frites.

And either you prefer the whole "crunchy exterior with a mashed-potato interior that is a lethal deathtrap just waiting to burn your mouth if you get a too fresh batch. And no way to know" thing that pommes frites got going for them, in which case you will prefer fries from Max.

Or you like the whole "not crunchy and instead some savoury(I don't know english food-terms :p but I mean juicy without being juicy? I'm not describing it well...) thing that still has a crunch to it at times, and others spill out tasty potato flesh with every bite. That are thinner and not a safety hazard. But that becomes disgusting if you don't get a fresh batch as they (semi-)quickly become soggy and boring to eat. And some are small and get burned and are crispy anyway, in every batch/serving, so will be some crisp either way making for more variation." thing that pomes stripes got going for them, in which case you will prefer the donk (mcDonalds).

Also, their nuggets are tasty, but their curry sauce is also better than any other chain's. And perfect for said nuggets, as if they actually tested it with their own products when they developed it. Mcflurry is nice too, but the cup for it is a UX disaster. And regular soft-serve ice-cream for half a dollar is a pretty nice value-thing too.
nuggets go better with mayo imo.

i avoid the chilli ever since they put it instead of caramel sauce when me and friends ordered an apple pie. twice.
 

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