Review an anime correctly but wrongly

[QuantumLeap215]

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Depression, but with a bumpin soundtrack

 

[ejala]

Katsute Kami Datta Kemono-tachi e
Pokemon gets real.

 

[Treason]

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood

The tale of a poor, young street urchin with an abusive father suddenly given the opportunity to turn his life around after being taken in by a wealthy, kindly aristocrat. Accepting the charity of the kindly gentleman, he tries to fit in with his strange new surroundings, only to be opposed at every turn by his benefactor's pampered heir who feels jealousy toward his father's new ward after he is praised for his manners and athletic/academic prowess. Even after reaching adulthood, the resulting inheritance dispute turns into a conflict wherein the jealous heir accuses the former urchin of poisoning the master of the estate and have him arrested. Failing to do so, he attempts to shoot the urchin and later burns the mansion down with both his father and the urchin still inside to get rid of him once and for all. Only with the timely intervention of a supernatural stone mask does the urchin manage to survive, unfortunately his benefactor had died in the conflict. Swearing revenge, the urchin utilizes the new powers bestowed upon him by the stone mask to bring the heir and his two cronies (a cockney street thug and a mysterious, mustache-twirling gentleman that is a master of eastern martial arts) to justice once and for all.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Your Name:

A romance involving a big rock falling from the sky.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Gurren Lagann

Darling in the Franxx done right.

Darling in the Franxx

Gurren Lagann done wrong.

Spoiler

(I feel evil now)

 

[ejala]

Cells at Work:
Inside the unluckiest person on earth. Seriously, how is this person still alive?

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@ejala This person is even unluckier. Hataraku Saibou Black

Cory in the House

Number 1 anime on MAL.

 

[fagguette101]

Desumachi:
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[fagguette101]

Date a Live:
Pokemon just with waifus being forced to battle each other instead of animals.

Gotta catch em all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Overlord

"Bone Daddy rules over all of us."
-Some mating lizards

 

[fagguette101]

Oh god no

 

[ejala]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN
Agreed, but the thread said anime.

Neko Neko Nihonshi s1-current; Chii's Sweet Home s1-4; Neko nanka Yondemo Konai; Cat Soup; Neko Ramen; Nora to Oujo to Noraneko Heart; Nyanbo!; Nyanko Days; Nyanpire The Animation; Poyopoyo Kansatsu Nikki; Space Neko Theater; Sukitte Ii na yo.: Mei and Marshmallow; Suteneko Tora-chan; There She Is!!; Tora-chan no Kankan Mushi; Tora-chan to Hanayome; Torajima no Miime; Yasashii Lion; Micchiri Neko/Micchiri Neko March ; Mei to Koneko Bus; Mameneko; Koneko no Rakugaki; Kanojo to Kanojo no Neko OVA & TV; Hataraku Onii-san! s1-2; Di Gi Charat et al; Bananya s1-2; Ankoku Cat s1-2; Neko Pitcher; Puu-Neko; Jungle Taitei any; Koneko no Studio; Nyancos: Hello! Our Brilliant Future & special; Sanrio Anime Sekai Meisaku Gekijou; Tamala 2010: A Punk Cat in Space; The Cat Returns:

i can haz cats?

 

[dracon2k]

Inuyasha - Demon has inferiority complex with the bro, so he gets a human chick and cuts his bro's hand off to prove he's superior.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

My Hero Academia

"Eat my hair, Green Naruto!!"
-Steroid Might

 

[HughMann]

Super Dimension Fortress Macross

Spoiler

Her boyfriend is a pilot until he isn't her boyfriend anymore.

Super Dimension Fortress Macross II

Spoiler

Doesn't exist.

Macross 7

Spoiler

Won't someone please listen to his song already?

Macross Plus

Spoiler

Top Gun in the future, but Kizuna AI suddenly goes genocidal.

Macross Frontier

Spoiler

Human colonists and space bugs get into a fight over a hilarious misunderstanding involving magical singing.

Macross Delta

Spoiler

Love Live in space. Mirage deserved better.

Spoiler

Bonus:

Space Pirate Captain Harlock
An intrepid band of potato men and willowy shoujo manga characters led by the titular captain band together to fight the invasion of the space plant waifus, all to the tune of the most soulful opening theme song ever composed. Seriously, listen to it: https://youtu.be/elYmaHanT_w

 

[MrSoul]

@HughMann I laughed

Gundam: War in the pocket

Schoolboy learn how to cook burger with the help of red-haired-girl-next-door and not-so-cool-big bro

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

No Game No Life

No Season Two

 

[mase_aga]

Gin no Saji

When a schoolboy forced to feed cattles

 

[Kaldrak]

The Slayers

A teenage sorceress and her friends defeat demon gods using this one neat trick!

 

[fagguette101]

Food Wars
The title implies a show about competitive food fights, but in reality it sends you to jail.