Riddle thread? Riddle thread.

[wowfucktron]

@teddy
Yep.

The real Golden Kamuy comes from the bladder.

 

[wowfucktron]

Another riddle,
While I play my fiddle.
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From whence you came,
Tell me my name.

Immensely popular,
Illusory via ocular.

Meaning of life,
Cause of strife.

Gigantic body,
Accessory to naughty.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

In morning,
It's pouring.

Alright, pouring apple juice I guess.

At noon,
A monsoon.

...Wuh?

Not always desired,

Wuh?

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan

In morning,
It's pouring.

Full bladder in the morning.

At noon,
A monsoon.

You should be peeing all throughout the day...

At night,
Such a delight.

Tinkling among the twinkling causes an inkling of a crinkling.

Not always desired,
My name is required.

Some people don't like the fact that nature gives them an excuse to browse their phone at work in pee-ce.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
Sperm?

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan

Cryptic Hints:

Spoiler

Brightens your day,
Homosexual ranidae.

Cuts like a knife,
Benefactor of life.

Valued with gold,
Grower of mold.

Source of shrinkage,
Prevents sinkage.

 

[Kokoe]

Boobs
*Big Boobs

 

[wowfucktron]

@kokoe

Sugoi Dekai No.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
Last guess before I crash this plane with no survivors.

Spores?

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan

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Memelord hint:

Spoiler

Brightens your day,
Homosexual ranidae.

Cuts like a knife,
Benefactor of life.

Valued with gold,
Grower of mold.

Source of shrinkage,
Prevents sinkage.

Easy mode hint:

Spoiler

You ought not fly,
Without me you die.

Canine consumeth loud,
Formation of cloud.

I cleanse thing,
Make antiseptic sting.

Inject into blood,
Get buried in mud.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron

Spoiler

Formaldehyde

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
CH₂0 - C = ?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
Not answering that. Let's just call this a draw.

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Dihydrogen monoxide is a toxic chemical that all people on earth are codependent on. Symptoms of addiction include dehydration via withdrawal and routine urination.

And if you don't answer my questions, me and Mr. Nice Guy over here'll get you hooked on it too.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
I know the formula, I mean I'm just not going to answer it. It's a matter of principle, and an attempt to protect what little pride I have left at this point.

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
One final chance at redeeming yourself. If you lose this one, then I Want To Eat Your Pancreas.

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Optional choker,
Cometh thy joker.

Painful like surgery,
Equivalent of metallurgy.

Waste like wildfire,
Stoked by desire.

Cities found fame,
Reveal my name.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
(Slave) branding?

Spoiler

Table flip in advance for when I get it wrong...

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
In a philosophical way yes, but no.

Cryptic Hint:

Spoiler

Pleasure of waste,
Lost in haste.

Returns in mass,
Gone like gas.

Skirt the house,
Thrown like a blouse.

Addiction widespread,
Caused by own head.

 

[wowfucktron]

Is another hint necessary?

Cryptic Hint 2: Needlessly Vague Boogaloo

Spoiler

Fueled by money,
Like bears to honey.

Attempts to cheat,
Lead in defeat.

Youth alcohol trip,
All left with a chip.

Burden of the poor,
Yet can’t find the door.

 

[Teddy]

Gambling?