Play Ace attorney music
Objection! This doesn't deny the existence of your feet. Non-functionality is not the same as non-existence. The truth is: you simply do not wish to show us your beautiful, precious and sacred feet.
Which is ok according to the law.
So all we can do is try to coerse you.
I rest my case.
Yea I know I'm so smart cuz I watched Conan-kun and Hajime-chan.
Yes I was heavily inspired by that bit involving someone's alt, Blackgeneral and bigtiddyoneesan last year.