This is imPECKable. Hah. Get it? It cause chickens peck and the story is good... And I made a punny pun... Cracking joke, isn't it?OK, I shell stop now.
Hmmmm..... M having mixed feelings.
On one side I'm honestly impressed. Like this is literally the most ORIGINAL thing I've read.
On the other hand I'm honestly a bit creeped out