Welp, starting the betting pool now:
A: roasted by dragon
B: eaten by slime
C: beaten by some random bullshit from elf
D: all the above
E: all the above and then beaten by Jin on principle
"this guy defeated a dragon with nothing but a pair of twigs but i'm totally going to kick his ass!"
at some point i begin to wonder how these villains even breathe being this stupid...