Wow. I don't want to sound like a sexist, but I believe there is a good reason why mostly men ask the big question. That sucked. On. So. Many. Levels. I don't really know why I love you. Those are all your faults. You can't cook. But you're convenient, somehow like a washing machine, that cleans away the doubts in my mind, as I ain't single at least. So we should get married. You know...because you are convenient for my self esteem. What do you think?
Well, marriage is a big thing for us men, as we end an episode in our lives, finally commit ourselves to a person for a life and this is scary. And if we do so, we should do it with the best possible partner and best possible reasons, which yours don't qualify. How about, no?
At least prepare a bit before asking. Your men should be on the verge of tears, at least.