Ok, this is kind of a fun read and all, but damn, Hikari is denser than a black hole... How can she not get even the slightest clue that Sazi has some issue after being kidnapped, woke up on her bed tied up with pics of her on every wall, the whole crazy speech and her clothes being cut up.
No way any sane person can chalk any of that up as "oh, she's just a little bit clumsy !"...