Screw dragonslayer trope!

[kunyka]

I want ALIVE dragons in the manga, anime and manhwa, not slain ones. Why is everyone so obsessed with a dragonslayer trope?!

 

[solstice258]

Because dragons are miserable pieces of crap that deserve nothing but torture.

 

[K.Angel]

Because cooked dragon meat tastes better than an alive one!!

 

[BakedBanana]

 

[Angry_Panda]

Why is everyone so obsessed with a dragonslayer trope?!

"Slain by dragon" leaves little room for character development.

 

[Manko-sensei]

Things to do in a dragon's lair:

• Let the thief screw up by trying to sneak in or have the bard seduce it so he can compose an epic to win more money.
• Kill the dragon to get XP, separate crafting materials from meat and fill a gallon with its blood.
• Check all the booty the dragon has, there's always crap you don't want to carry along and won't fit in your bag of holding.
• Dance, sing and laugh around the deceased dragon while you think what dishes you can prepare with its eggs.
• Avert your eyes when the necromancer starts burning incense and painting some marks around the area.
• Ride your new dragon skeleton carriage back home, unless there's someone to question you about it.
• From the info you gathered in the lair, track down its closest relative and repeat the process until becoming an Immortal.

 

[Robinisback]

WE KNOW, BRO.

You aren't being very subtle about this.

 

[AnonymousContributor]

be thankful it's 2025 and nobody has made a fucking dragon deez nuts across yo face joke stop dragon(haha i made a pun) this shit just because you want to fuck dragons

 

[GipoScribantino]

What is a dragon? A miserable little pile of loot! But enough talk... have at you!

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

Spoiler: Pride Month or something NSFD material

Dragons are either Equipment in a still-living state or harem slaves that don't know that yet. Deal with it.

 

[GipoScribantino]

Random thought, but the thread's title is funnier if you remove an S: "screw the dragonlayer trope!"