Seduce a staff member?

[blackyawgdom]

what one calls "stats of a failed male", I call convenient "portable hole" with no risk of babies! and only 0-1/4th CR.

*edited the CR to reflect the actual 5e and pathfinder ratings

 

[Teddy]

^thats gonna get bashed on twitter

 

[pandascepter]

what one calls "stats of a failed male", I call convenient "portable hole" with no risk of babies! and only 1/2 CR.

I feel like shit now as a dude with [redacted] cm height.

 

[Plykiya]

@blackyawgdom @Teddy @pandascepter

 

[Teddy]

Source to avoid

Wholesome warm diabetes memes only please

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@pandascepter
Don't worry about it pando. It's closer to average height for Indonesia, and calling a large portion of the word's population "failed" genetically is pretty short-sighted anyways.

 

[aloysiusks]

yeah traps are straight!

 

[pandascepter]

@aloysiusks
yup, you are right.

@bigtiddyoneesan

Don't worry about it pando. It's closer to average height for Indonesia, and calling a large portion of the word's population "failed" genetically is pretty short-sighted anyways.

oooh youuu.

Spoiler

 

[Richman]

Well, I am average, at 175-ish centimeters tall, but one of my uncles is probably over 180, if not 190, he is really tall.

 

[MawMaw]

@pandascepter
I'm a tall guy :>
definitely way taller than the average indonesian man

 

[pandascepter]

@MawMaw

Spoiler

 

[hazzack]

well, i am average, about 4-5ish length measurement, but one of my friend back home is probable over 8ish length measurement and he's a fatass.
well, to be fair while i'm quacking around the town for food that guy is being fed with food every day. with a tube.

 

[Richman]

@hazzack
Congratulations, you'll live longer.

 

[lamaekid]

wtf is this thread.

Is everyone in the forums this nonchalant about their sexual preferences? lmao

 

[hazzack]

@lamaekid because kinkshaming is uncool.
and nobody openly admit they're into kids, anyway.

 

[pandascepter]

@hazzack
quack.

 

[hazzack]

@panda indeed, pedophilia is a sin and nobody should be like that

 

[pandascepter]

@hazzack
quack ? quack, quack quack...?

 

[hazzack]

no, stories starring kids got nothing to do with it, at least on that context. if they somehow managed to get horny from a freaking kid who wander trough cyberspace and use digital monstrosity to battle each other, the problem lies within them horny guys.

 

[pandascepter]

@hazzack
quack....

quack quack ?