Sensei, Ore ni Kamawazu Itte Kudasai!! - Vol. 3 Ch. 18 - 18th Manuscript

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"This isn't serious enough to call 911"


Bitch, one time I called 911 because I found someone's lost cell phone. People call 911 because they have cats stuck in trees. Pretty sure your friend being stuck in a hole is an emergency.
 
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Basically, I'll explain it through the format with the seriousness this deserves: greentext post.
>Be Me
>Be going for a walk, about mid-May
>Home because of the Quarantine
>Find a random cell phone on the ground
>Look around because I'm trying not to appear suspicious (which is ironically more suspicious)
>That there is missed message on the lock screen from someone named Bob [...]
>First thing I do is like on my phone on what to do because I'm an unoriginal hack
>Ask Siri who owns the phone
>Named Karen [....] (She wasn't actually named Karen but when I saw her she looked like one)
>Karen has the same last name as Bob so I assume they're related
>Ask to call Bob like three times to see if I could get info
>No response
>Wait for 10 minutes, nothing happens
>Decide that because I have no other options, that I should call 911 because it's the only thing I can do on their phone
>Tell them I found a lost cellphone and that it belongs it someone named [...], and to see if anyone by that name lives in the area, though I also said there's the possibility there's been like a random kidnapping/murder, though unlikely
>They say they'll come by to pick it up, and ask me to describe what I'm wearing and where I am though I don't know the street so I have to describe the addresses around me. (Don't read too deeply into that last part)
>Wait for 30 minutes, low priority call so nothing
>Eventually I get a call from the Owners
>They're nearby, and I have to direct them to where I am
>I see them and before I give it back I ask them to unlock the phone, which they do
>Tell them just to call 911 back and say they found the phone
They apparently didn't because about halfway through the walk I got pulled aside by a state trooper and was asked if I found a phone, which I said that I did but also found the owners, but thanked him for his time anyways.
These stories tend to be kinda dull but it's the shit that happens when you're an autist that's too socially awkward to know what to do and at the same time too set in your convictions to just sell it on eBay.
 

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