You are my literally me. I have one of the most crude senses of humor, but I have the PDA tolerance of a child who just heard about “cooties” for the first time.
In all seriousness though, we’re in such a weird place because we’re a sexuality, but we’re at the very back of the line in a whole other section from the other sexualities, and like, I get it since there’s a lot of nuance and variety to being ace, but we have the same relationship to both sexes just like bi people do. Sexualities are equally built on who you aren’t attracted to as who you are attracted to— lesbians aren’t attracted to men, gay men aren’t attracted to women— we’re like bisexuals just in the other direction, but we get none of the same respect or regard. It’s just such a weird state of existence.