"Gratin" ... but it is basically just microwaved macaroni cheese...
How fucking impervious to heat are these girls? Macaroni cheese when just removed from the microwave is among the hottest substances known to humankind. It could be used as a substitute for thermite. If you put it in your mouth in that state, 3rd degree burns would be the least of your problems.
@Glomoro : I've been trying to figure out which things taste better with Tabasco sauce and which taste better with Sriracha... or that special Wasabi version of Sriracha I got as a substitute before. That stuff is really good for steak slices, but not so good for frankfurters.