@Xystus Well yes, you are correct my bad, writing at 1 AM DOES make your brain fart, I should've said "Keep your horny fantasy tales to yourself."
First, even as a joke it wasn't funny plus from the way you wrote it all I can see is a teenager is having their erection and wanted to show to the world how cool it is.
Second, I'm sorry but you told me to not read, HOWEVER it was right in front of my eyes, do you think just by saying "Don't read" it will magically be like "Ah sure, I haven't seen that"? Let's say if you see your mom is getting F by a random guy and she told you "Don't look," are you going to pretend that you didn't see?
Also let me borrow your own quote, "Nobody asked you to read." You didn't have to waste your time reading my replies if you followed your own statement.