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Sneak peek into the doctor's office:
bruh, refrigerator full of beeriwant to be a cat no root
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thank you for translating
That would explain why women have to run to the bathroom so often...Pee is stored in the balls.
Liver is stored in the tits.
I was expecting the doctor to tell her she actually has to drink alcohol instead of water to survive...
It is SOME reduction, if we take "low-carb" beer to mean "light" beer. From a search it looks like 12 oz of 5% "normal" beer is about 150 calories while 12 oz of a "light" beer is 90-110 calories.Low-Carb only has a couple of fewer calories than regular beer per can.
That's because Carbohydrates aren't as caloric dense as alcohol.
1 gram of alcohol has 7 calories, 1 gram of carbs has 4.
Some brands of Low-Carb beer have both: Less carbs and less alcohol content, making the beer significantly less caloric but also weaker. Because the beer is weaker, people drink more to get drunk, negating the effect of the reduced calories in the first place.
I like beer because I find it refreshing and delicious. I don't drink it to get drunk. If you're also like that and you want to watch out for your calories, my tip is to do it like the Germans.
Take a glass, fill it half with light beer and half with lemon juice and soda water, or half light beer and half zero sugar sprite/coke.
It is delicious, refreshing, and it cuts the bitter taste some people hate in beer. It also increases volume, so you're going to be "satiated" faster
that's pretty accurate i guess, healthy liver means you'll get wasted in alcohol, since it still can detect poison properly