Author: "I don't know what to do! I don't want to write a yuri manga, it's too niche, but I've got this idea for a really cool girl, and I can't get it out of my head. Total heart-throb. Gallant as hell, but with a sweet and endearing side at the same time."
Friend: "Well, why don't you compromise? Go ahead and write your yuri manga with your cool girl heart-throb character, and when you're done, change it to being about a boy instead. Would that work?"
Author: "Oh! Okay! I can do that!" *makes this*
Friend: "That's not what I meant at all! Now it's all weird! But... Wow, she's so cool..."
Author: "Right?"
Friend: "...Can you make more?"